Edie Britt.

┆❝ Well, if she wants to play these schoolgirl games, fine, 'cause I invented 'em. ❞ ;; 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗍 .

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

~ "𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸."

[Susan @ClumsyArtlst]

“𝗜’𝗺 𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆!”

➥ 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜
➥ 𝙻𝚒𝚝/𝙳𝚎𝚜
➥ 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕
➥ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖
➥ 𝟸𝟷+𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠

⠀↻ & ♡

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

“𝑵𝒐, 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚. 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔”

➥ 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜
➥ 𝙻𝚒𝚝/𝙳𝚎𝚜
➥ 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕
➥ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖
➥ 𝟸𝟷+𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠

⠀↻ & ♡

[❛ ﾟ𝑏𝗋̲𝖾̲𝖾 , @vandekamplane]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀┈┈ ⋆ ﾟ⠀.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀💄⠀⠀ ⋅
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗯̲𝗿̲𝗲̲𝗲̲ ̲𝘃̲𝗮̲𝗻̲ ̲𝗱̲𝗲̲ ̲𝗸̲𝗮̲𝗺̲𝗽̲
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀18+
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

~ "𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸."

[Gabrielle Solis. @ClassyNympho]

/ / ❛ I'm always getting my Mexicans confused, which I'm allowed to do because I'm Mexican. ❜

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

It's almost 2018 and none of the ladies have died after me? I mean really?

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

@_BreeVanDeKamp Muffin Basket! Looking old as ever i see, good on you. Mwah! x

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

Swish Swish, Bish. xo

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

Who wants a bite of this cookie? 🍪😏

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

Bon Appétit BABY!

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

I'm not dead fyi

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

I really cannot help being better than all the other women on the lane. What a blessing I am to this world.

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

@_BreeVanDeKamp Really? A delusion? I may have your, shall we say adult work? on tape. Thanks to a good friend of mine. Innocent, ha. x

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

Is it time for my next fix yet?

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

@_BreeVanDeKamp I can see why you wouldn't take home Susan's cooking, her Husband on the other, maybe hmm. I guess you are like me a bit. x

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

@_ReneeFaulkner_ Ahahhahahah an older version maybe?

[Edie Britt. @MissEdieBritt]

@_BreeVanDeKamp Do you really think people think you're the real thing?! Bree, open your eyes! The day is still young, be a free spirit. x