MissLisa

Believer. Servant. Grateful and enjoying life.

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

@Nafeesaaa @BrynnNMcNamara @JoshLooney @4ay4ones Just checking back in after being Twitter absent for awhile. 😀 Been playing Wordle for a couple of weeks and gotten lucky to get it in 3 guesses a few times. Game on, friends!

[The YUNiversity @The_YUNiversity]

Spelling ftw 🙌

via @Grammarly

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

This thread is GOLD for anyone who enjoys those British mystery series. Excellent use of Twitter.

[ML Brennan @BrennanML]

I think what I'd really like right now is a cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker a lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's a super hot grandson who has to drive them around.

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

🤣

[Adam Bedford @adambedders]

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.

Over the fence to our neighbour:

‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’
‘Okay I will in a minute’
‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’
‘I’m not that old thank you’
‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’
‘I’m 68.’
‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Your years of rewatching 'The Office' have led up to this moment: Welcome to Mifflin Madness. In celebration of the beloved sitcom's 15th anniversary, we want to know: Who is the greatest 'The Office' character?

Vote for ROUND #1 in the tweets below.

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

@joshstryke To be fair, Barney was always freaked about about something...usually the way Andy decided to parent Opie.

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

From the tragic loss of Kobe to the pandemic of Corona, 2020 seems to be reminding me that I am not omniscient, omnipresent or omnipotent. In fact, I have little control over life itself. Even the air I breathe is not mine.

There is but one sovereign and we are not Him.

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

Hey Office fans (@katie_mnich)! Pam and Angela have their own podcast, Office Ladies. You’re welcome, and happy Friday!
https://t.co/Ybvi5r9VQU

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

@icantbeBEATON @Lauren_Daigle I think you’d like this podcast, it’s awesome. https://t.co/MyOnKaizIn

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

Tweet lost the link. Let’s try again: https://t.co/JxTalQDVpC

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

😂 If you’re unfamiliar with VeggieTales, check out the video for context: https://t.co/JxTalQDVpC

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Relapsed Madame Blueberry Appears On New Episode Of 'Hoarders'
https://t.co/me3il9ckj6

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

@pchrisharvest 🎉congratulations!🎉 Cora’s face is priceless. 😆

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

read the thread, dagnabit! 🤣

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

8 levels of midwestern anger

8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “Listen here pal”
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Son of a gun”

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

Spent the afternoon playing tourist around Mass Ave. I walked almost 7 miles! Finishing up the beautiful day with some tacos, a fruity drink,… https://t.co/dAqOwR7ud9

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

@MsCELovely Congratulations, so excited for you!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the small neighbor human. stopped by the house after school. i guess they hate a thing called math. and really needed to tell someone. as long as they don’t stop petting me. i am a fabulous listener

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

Super exciting evening in LisaLand - Chloe’s sleeping off her pain meds under Sophie’s careful watch while I wade through work emails. #VacationsOver… https://t.co/PouNtBspGK

[MissLisa @MissLisa9437]

Now that I have this pretty checklist, maybe cleaning the house will be more pleasant (and scheduled). Thanks, @SoniaPoy ! #bujoinspiration #cleaningschedule https://t.co/BE7IbWE5yJ

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

You can't expect the buletin to have clear info if everything I get is vague.

What happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.