Nina Fay

a lot of weird things tend to happen.

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

Not missing the dating life. At all.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

I literally can not take online dating anymore how is a guy going to be insane about a Starbucks date ?????

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

@KenneyPedersen @BetteMidler But do you pay 38% minimum? That is the lowest tax rate. Healthcare is free here, but only because we pay so much tax. Unions have fought for decades for the workers and the results are laws about minimum wage and right to payed time off, so it all fits together just so.

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

Today I was serenaded in a grocery store by my boyfriend as he sang how much he loves my chubby belly. I pretended I didn't know him.
That's the everyday romance level we're at.
#CoupleGoals

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

Found the adult equivalent of slamming doors as a teenager.

Me on the phone to IT support:
"Well you're not very helpful or friendly! Absolutely no help at all! "

*Hangs up phone*

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

Washed all duvets in the house and hung them out in the fresh air and sun all day. This is when I feel like I'm #adulting correctly.

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

2 outdoor wild food dinners back to back and my legs and feet hurt like someone broke them.
Everything smells of smoke, the car is full of dirty dishes and wineglasses.
Tomorrow we have a 2 hour, 5k foraging trip.
This is my job now.
Very long since I was this happy at work.

[Andrew Farmer @thatsajellyfish]

I had a stutter for 6 months after my first trip to Disney World. A speech pathologist once jokingly referred to it as “Post-Traumatic Joy Syndrome.” Here is a picture from that day in which you can see my brain actively overheating.

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

Just 7:30 am till 11:30 pm is a working day DONE.
A private dinner for 5 with foraging trip, deluxe 5 course menu that included oysters, lobster, tomahawk steak, chocolate mousse and wine!
I love it, my feet. Not so much 😂

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

It's time Jay Z makes a new album. Been 10 years. I'm waiting.#jayz

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

I'm in

[Ryan @Ryanspeaks140]

@SarahThyre Men who are close to 40 & are skirting the line of legal/illegal for young ladies are 100% creepy af & sometimes criminals.

[COMMON @common]

Know Your Worth. Add Tax. And Multiple by 3.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Do you ever just look at the day and think.... “nah”?

[LeBron James @KingJames]

#SAYHERNAME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 Continue to Rest In Paradise Queen Breonna 👸🏾

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

Is this you @missjnj ?

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

@missjnj @strongblacklead Jaaaaa!!! Ville også sende dig billedet på Insta fra Netflix! 🙌🙌🙌#beyonce

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

@missjnj @phuckmaraj @CandyATLChi Whaaaaat

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

This is the perfect time to remind everyone that speaking out against hate and bigotry should be the LEAST CONTROVERSIAL stance ever. https://t.co/0uS4Nntz35

[Nina Fay @MissNinaFay]

If I can't go braless to the grocery store, then why do I even live here.
#denmark #braless #calmdown #stillwearingclothes #youfilth