Mitchell Freeman

Florida’s newest Man

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

They don't make em like they used to

[trash jones @jzux]

if I landed a plane on my own after my teacher killed himself in front of me and they used HIS photo in the news I would find his body and throw it out another plane

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

Still gives me chills looking at him fly. You’re free now beautiful one

[trash jones @jzux]

"have you tried using chatGPT to do X" have you tried using your brain to do that

[Lager Bolshevik @LagerBolshevik]

The water it took to generate this image could probably have saved your house dipshit

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

The full weight of the county will come down on you if you are trying to scavenger for food and supplies during a natural disaster but if you’re a mayor/city councilor who defunded the fire department or an insurance CEO cutting out fire insurance they’ll do absolutely nothing.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Your timeline has been blessed by baby Gromit.

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Chess guys get so mad when you call it a horse. Buddy, that's on you. You're the ones who chose to make it that exact shape.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Kind of insane how much people love absolute dogshit content

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

im gonna throw up

[doxie @doxie_gay]

this picture could genuinely kill someone if they were on shrooms

[Sharaab Singh @metr0politics]

Pro tip you should probably choose another monument that doesn’t have a plaque that says “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.