TheProtagonist

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@CaptainCons AI

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@DanteTheDon If I want shitty movie takes, I know where to go!

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@nickysmokess It’s not about getting smarter, it’s about changing HOW you think. Start with introspection and go from there.

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@stoolpresidente Tom Brady is like Elon Musk, a dork trying way too hard to be cool.

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@HFirely @stoolpresidente He’s cringe that’s why. As a football player he’s great, but as a dude he’s kinda a dork.

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@Local4News She’s aged really well…………….

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@isaacrrr7 Tall mofos never learn until they get taught a low center of gravity is their worst nightmare.

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@akafaceUS Staying home.

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@StuffWorthSee What's amazing? This looks horrible. Look at how shitty those drill holes are.

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@kellykeegs Fuck Taylor Frankie Paul. A woman who acts like that has no business being on the Bachelorette. Men all around have dodged a major bullet.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@KuKhahil Bring our boy home.

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@Return_Of_RB Text @JakeMarsh18 and tell him. You won't do it ya coward

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@DetroitPistons Hell yes boys, keep this shit up.

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@piersmorgan It's like in Back to the Future Part 2 the alternate timeline when Biff Tannen is rich and successful after using the Sports Almanac, except he's the President of the United States and this is real life.

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@williamsjohn89 @BarstoolBigCat I agree that is odd

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NFL officiating continues to water down the NFL product by making horrible calls late in the game, that ultimately effect the outcome. Unreal.

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

53 yards in penalties on an OT drive in the playoffs

That’s just bad officiating.

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@EverythingxKing Titus Young RIP

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@TheCinesthetic STATION ELEVEN! Absolutely phenomenal show.