Max Mitchem

Ad Creative, Comedy Writer, Amateur Chef

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

ATTENTION GAMERS: @MitchemMax and I are streaming Fortnite again tonight at 8pm est. We're trying to turn this into a Tuesday tradition...
https://t.co/jhgSFFyqF3

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

It's Tuesday! That means @MitchemMax and I will be playing Fortnite on Twitch at 8pm est tonight! Come say hi!
https://t.co/jhgSFFyqF3

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

Shout out for a great stream!! Thanks for joining up! If you caught my stream and enjoyed watching Raven play, you should check out her stream at https://t.co/cbRAkDip0S!

[rey @reythecyborg]

i had lots of fun playing fortnite with @MitchemMax & @EthanTyrrell (& ace) over on https://t.co/zYZPqy8QSr ! thanks for having me & hope we can squad up again soon!!

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@TennesAnyone Lmfao that’s so rude and out of context

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@EthanTyrrell @TennesAnyone Yeah but who else do you know that will steal a number one spot on a MC speedrun if you get incredibly version, platform, and coop specific on day 1 of an update??

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

This is the rudest thing I’ve ever read. But yes I am live at 8 est with @EthanTyrrell if you cared to come say hi!

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

my arch nemesis @MitchemMax is live on twitch. pls go cyberbully him for me, his ego needs to stay in check while he beats an army of 12-year-olds at fortnite.
https://t.co/qKHTCyldAH

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@j_nvrdie Hey that’d require me ~a c t u a l l y~ committing to streaming with some consistency. But if you start, give a shout and I’ll throw the stream on

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

Now taking applications for my McGruff the Crime Dog indie cover band. Inquire below.

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@j_nvrdie Hey Tony! That’s my secret—I’m not active on Twitter at all but sometimes people text me Twitter memes and it forces me to open the app and see notifications lmao. But the ukulele is good, def should put more hours in it

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@j_nvrdie Hmm will have to audition... but odds are pretty good since no one else applied

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@TheBenNatan @TennesAnyone Thanks king 😤💪🏽

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@TennesAnyone And I shall continue to not like any of them, thank you.

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@TennesAnyone The only one

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@TennesAnyone Thanks mom

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

First time I’ve had a byline since 2014—does this make me a journalist now?

[Cracked.com @cracked]

Throwing Politicians Out Of Windows: A Prague Historical Tradition https://t.co/LmITm668qH

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

@TennesAnyone @Trey_Explainer Well then.... like and follow for part 2??

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

My wonderful observation about amphibians being an allegorical symbol for teenagers didn’t make the cut, but I guess it’s an okay read still. I’m not salty at all.

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

Well, folks, it only took approx. 42 hours of nonstop work, but there you have it — a 6k word, caffeine-fueled magnum opus on what, exactly I think #Overthegardenwall is all about. Lmk what y’all think! #otgw @Patrick_McHale @cracked https://t.co/pTSCl2Jj03

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

The people have spoken—see you again in 2 years Twitter!

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

Should I break my long period of twitter inactivity?

[Max Mitchem @MitchemMax]

Should I break my long period of twitter inactivity?