Michael

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

RUTO, YOUR 7:00 PM SPEECH JUST DEVELOPED A HEADACHE!

Mr President, pole sana. The political script you were preparing has encountered an unexpected technical problem.

You spent all this time trying to convince Kenyans that Kalonzo Musyoka is isolated, finished and waiting for State House.

Then Kalonzo quietly went ahead and met opposition leaders.
Edwin Sifuna. Babu Owino. Linda Mwananchi leaders.

Now the propaganda machine has to reboot.

[Michael @Mitchez_Mike]

@ouma_neko I was outside Realmart Supermarket as the drama unfolded

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

After Riggy g impeachment Kimani ichungwa became untoucheable,his pride rose by 100% he felt like he is the 2nd most powerful man in murima after the DP, he could not understand why murima people are not willing to follow his directions,as the impeachment hipe faded,reality started hitting him since he had gained more enemies than friends,olkalao was his final bet and now he is quietly reflecting on what went wrong in his political career🤣🤣🤣

[Noah B. Price @TrueOnX]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: They Told us
it Was a “Conspiracy Theory.” 🚨

Now the microscope footage is out.

Billions of graphene oxide nanoparticles.
Self-assembling structures.
Found inside the COVID shots.

Not one country.
Multiple independent labs.
Same results.

The question that should terrify
every single person who took the jab:

If this was never on the ingredient list…
what else was never disclosed?

And the one that should
keep governments up at night:

How many more “debunked” claims
are just waiting for the evidence to catch up?

Watch the footage.
Then try to look away.

Who still believes they
told us everything?

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[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Kikuyus takes anything for content, Aden Duale tribal profiling now used to make contents

[Michael @Mitchez_Mike]

@MaisoKenya Is it your neighbor or your wife's neighbor? 🤔

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You are admired only when you win. Until then, you are tolerated at best, mocked at worst, and invisible in between. This is the law of existence: success or contempt. The world does not pity the unsuccessful man, it condemns him.

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

My therapist once told me: Imagine being bitten by a snake and, instead of treating the bite, you waste time chasing the snake to understand why it bit you and prove you didn't deserve it.

[Ombiros @Mataya_Kev]

That's not my man... he's just my brother. 😂

When the owner shows up, every relationship suddenly becomes family. 💀😂

This legendary excuse 🤣

[Michael @Mitchez_Mike]

@ISokwala In my words, a well maintained car feels and is predictable and unremarkable in the right ways — nothing surprises you, everything just works as it should with some additional cosmetics.

[Michael @Mitchez_Mike]

@amerix Big up to Mugaka and the team. He runs a 24 hour business at Sunton on Mwiki Kasarani road.

[Eric @amerix]

One of the most underrated skills in motor vehicle mechanics is being a Tyre Technician.

A tyre technician is more than someone who changes tyres.

He solves one of the most important problems in transport which is keeping vehicles safe and moving.

• He repairs punctures.

• He replaces worn tyres.

• He balances wheels.

• He checks tyre pressure.

He identifies uneven tyre wear.

• He advises motorists when tyres need replacement.

His work reduces accidents, improves fuel efficiency, extends tyre life, and prevents costly breakdowns.

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

I have this one drunk uncle who honestly impresses me . The way he lives life is so old school , he has no desire to know what’s trending , no desire to own big cars , latest phones , mind you he has alot of money . I’m sometimes impressed how at peace he is , he just wants to drink his alcohol , sleep , eat well and be left in peace. As long as he is comfortable he is genuinely okay . Sometimes i wonder if he’s just behind in life or just figured out her doesn’t want what everyone is chasing .

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii tweet hunimaliza😂😂😂🤣

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

I have never seen tutam chants anywhere unless paid. It’s always wantam.

This guy is going home

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

Now that the World Cup is over. Please watch this documentary by NTV unmasking the UDA goons unleashed during the Ol Kalou by election!!!

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Bro to bro. We won't die poor. We'll die rich as fuck. Trust me.

[48 Laws Of Power Bot @48_quotes]

Do not try to help or do favors for those who envy you; they will think you are condescending to them.