Mkenya

It doesn't MATTER how good YOU'RE, just know THAT you're EVIL in someone's STORY.

[Mkenya @Mkenya0254]

Must Go

[Eric @amerix]

I want to say this,

Before you marry a woman,

• Understand her family's taboos, traditions, values, morals and beliefs. This is important.

• Take her to your home, and leave her there for a while to bond with your traditions, values, morals and beliefs.

• Go to her home and introduce yourself. This is not you going. It is your uncle, siblings and aunts. You remain behind.

• Invite her brothers, uncles, aunts and otheŕ relatives to your home. This is when they see you for the first time. This is when you interact with them for the first time.

• After this, plan and go to her home. This is the first time you go there. Go with your friends, siblings and parents. This is where bride price talks are introduced. This is when you meet her father and mother for the first time.

Why do all these?

To protect yourself and your children's future.

But most of you are ignorant. You live in the city like vagabonds.

You meet a woman in the city and hide her in your city's house.

Impregnate her in the city.

Have children in the city.

Then, when things fail and her family take her away, you throw tantrums, loiter around court corridors and jeopardise your children's future.

Some of you shamelessly meet your father-in-law for the first time in a funeral.

Or some of you, casually meet your father-in-law in a bar.

Your children don't even know their village.

When will you be straightforward and subservient to our cultural norms as an African?

Stop being a bladifakin man.

[Mkenya @Mkenya0254]

@Makiadi_ @cptMorgan36 You are still children 😀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I'd recommend any man to read the unplugged book by Jacob Aliet.

[Mkenya @Mkenya0254]

I love you too

[Billy Ojwang @ojwang_bil9070]

This is our secretary general dispensing wisdom💪💪

[Fact @Fact]

Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.

[Mkenya @Mkenya0254]

@Elifbenad 100 degrees

[Local Boyy @localboyyy]

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it’s the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.

[Mkenya @Mkenya0254]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 To Start packing because why not

[Mkenya @Mkenya0254]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 Lies and more lies

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A Kenyan woman identified as Shorn Mwirigi is appealing to Kenyans for help. The Imenti, Meru County resident says she walks more than 10 kilometres every day just to charge her phone and laptop so she can apply for jobs. She says the daily walks have become exhausting, especially because she has a young child to care for.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

FORMER CBK Governor Dr. Andrew Mullei has shared a lighthearted recollection of being put on the spot by the late President Mwai Kibaki, a fellow economist, who tested him with a mathematical challenge on how to determine a supply curve.

In a recent interview, Dr. Mullei also revisited strict warnings from the IMF during his tenure, which cautioned that converting a coffee-export windfall directly into shillings would trigger heavy inflation in the country.

( 🎥 Courtesy of The Kenyan Wallstreet)

[Musuya Mulongo @AnneSitati8]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 Ni kubaaya,!Na bado

[Israel Jan @IsraelJan88661]

The Day H.E. was tired, worn out and the people started seeing him as Presidential.

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

A Kenyan took it upon himself to call Safaricom demanding answers after the Linda Mwananchi Paybill was temporarily shut down on Thursday.

[Eric @amerix]

This song is called Tres impoli (You are impolite) by Franco Makiadi, the leader of TPOK Jazz.

The song is 42 years old. It was recorded in 1984 in Gabon.

It is about an impolite, mannerless man.

The truth about this song is that Franco was impatient with a band member called Papa Ndombe Opetum, whom he sent to police remand for stealing a piece of meat.

Opetum was a stubborn, mannerless band member who, whenever he was sent to buy meat, sliced a portion for himself.

In fact, one of the songs composed for him by Simaro Lutumba, called Mbongo (Money), was later recorded by another obedient member, Djo Mpoyi, because Opetum had misbehaved.

When he sliced Franco's meat, Franco called the police on him. After staying in remand for 2 weeks, Opetum took off and rejoined Tabu Ley's band, Afrisa International.

He is seen here with Tabu Ley's band in a London Live concert, dancing like a comedian in Beyou Ciel's song Embouroumounkoue at 0:04 - 0:08 (https://t.co/isiWn6836M)

It is after Opetum left that Franco composed this song, Tres Impoli (Why are you impolite?)

My favourite verse in the song: 3:25

Chaussette etoboka - (Your socks are torn.)

Okoti na ndako ya bato oti makolo na mesa. Nzoka ezali mesa bato ba lelaka. - (You enter someone’s house and put your legs on the table. Yet people use that table to eat.)

This was Opetum's character.

Later, in 1988, when Franco was sick in Belgium, Opetum sneaked back to TPOK, where he composed two hits, ANGELA and TAWABA (https://t.co/aolQYdYCAe.)

Opetum collapsed and died in Kinshasa on 24th May 2012, aged 68 years.

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

Wacha niwachanue kidogo ndio next time ukiulizwa tyres zako ni size gani, usiseme medium size 😄

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Hats off to the people of Ol Kalou. Everything was thrown at you; bribery, violence, intimidation, state power, but you stood firm. Congratulations to Sammy Kamau and the entire DCP team for that resounding victory.

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

How Gachagua “white-washed” Ruto in Ol Kalou … A lesson in humility for the over-bribing noisy CS/PSes and the likes of Moses Kuria