Ecir

The former flirt, now husbando to @mlp_Featherkiss and father of two. from the Fillypines.

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he was sure to have the foals pointing away from @mlp_Celestia. When they start eating, food goes flying. He doesn't want to be the reason the princess got bean mush in her regal, flowy mane*

*ponders on how it does that wavey stuff*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

If you insist. However, at least take this. *he floats 5 bits into the tip jar and nods*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he passes the feather to @mlp_Chimie* Best you keep it. Don't want the little ones starting a fire with it. But uh.. Let me just take them.

*his horn lights up and the two foals float over to their table* Sorry again!

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*Sugar Blossom may or may not look directly - piercingly - at @mlp_Krasus for a moment*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Huh? *he turns around to see the commotion* AH! Oedif, stop that! No biting! *hurries over to pull the foal off with magic* I'm so sorry about that. Ever since he got his teeth he's been using them.

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*the two tiny foals just kinda sit there and stare at @mlp_Chimie in bewilderment. Oedif leans forward in an attempt to bite the pegaphoenix's tail*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he continues muttering as he sets the table just right so the kids don't throw a fit*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Hydrophobic, stain-proof tablecloth? Check. *he drapes a cloth over the table that smells halfway between baby food and a laboratory*

Oversized bibs? Check. *he sets them on the table*

Oedif's lion sippy cup, and Blossom's owl cup *the two cups are placed in their proper spots*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Actually, here. Hold them. Gotta go set up a table. *without a moment's hesitation, he sets the two twins atop her and hurries off to a table with his bag and the order*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Why thank you! *he catches the wrap in his magic* Bravissimo! *the twins burst out giggling and clapping* Seems they're fond of you.

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Heard what? *he calls back, snickering* The little voices in your head? *with a spark of his horn, little sound-proof bubbles appear around the two foals' heads to protect them from the sounds of Chimie's passionate cooking*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he takes a moment to breathe, having not been able to get out of the house as often as before. He looks around at some of the @mlp_BGPonies customers enjoying their tacos*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he gasps and addresses the twins* Don't listen to her, you two. She's just crazy.

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Let's go with mild. As mild as you go. Also, can I get myself a breakfast burrito, and then also a Haytalian Veggie wrap please. *nods*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

Last time I checked, yes. *he floats up the two twins, each smiling at the taco mare before them* These two are real, too. Real hungry. Little ones got their full set of chompers already.

With that out of the way, can I get two Baby's First Tacos, please?

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he snickers, approaching the counter* Morning. My, that fluff looks great. The shine and volume is stunning. Is it real? *wink*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*a couple minutes of trotting and baby talk, he arrives outside the renowned Taco Palace. His horn lights up and pushes the door open, him and the two twins following after* Heya @mlp_Chimie! You in? *he looks around eagerly*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

"Aaaa" *with no reservations, Oedif opens his mouth and then bites down on Ecir's hoof* Gah! *he pulls his hoof back* No. None of that.

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he trots down the road, having a specific destination in mind* You two little ones are in for a treat! *ruffles their manes one by one, resulting in happy infant giggling*

[Ecir @Mlp_Ecir]

*he gives the proxied @mlp_Featherkiss a smooch, straps the baby carrier to himself, loads the twins into their respective seats, and heads out the door*