The Purple Moose

I like purple things. Sometimes funny, always embarrassing. Coptic🇪🇬, a mom and pretty famous on Twitter

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

SOS WHO HAS A STARZ ACCOUNT. I need to watch it takes 2 (yes, the mary Kate and Ashley movie)

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

"Get my cars mama! And make it snappy, pleaaaaase"

Things my toddler learns from his dad

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

joey: I WANNA RIDE BIKES! DADDY!

Mommy, please not come ✋🏽

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

@PopBase @danmoussa_ we finally get a moose!!

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

My 2 yr old just had a meltdown about wanting coffee so I think it's safe to say I talk about coffee too much lol

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

@johnchambers409 @mmank4 Came here to say the same: Mary.... r u ok lol

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

Joey: mommy! Daddy! Come on!!! *dancing around the kitchen* ITS FUN!
Char: aw ok buddy, you want me to dance with you?
Joey: Yes! Please!

🥹🥹🥹🥹
My sweetest boy ❤️

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

triples is best. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON. season 3. may 30.

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

@DavidLateNight 🥹🥹 HOW SWEET

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@mmank4 Just trying to make it back into Birkenstock szn

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

@RoseBen_Ezra LOL WOOOOWWWW

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

Underbaked cupcakes are little slices of heaven, that is all

[Lipstick, Booze & Backstage Passes @LizSeccuro]

So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave Grohl.

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

I don't really use venmo thaaat often but when I do I spend an inordinate amount of time looking at the feed. Like why is that a thing first of all and second of all, come up with better codes when ur buying drugs my guy. We can tell

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

Toddlers are so funny, mid meltdown my kid jumps on his scooter, scoots around the house to continue his meltdown but in motion

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

Do not send me emails on a Friday afternoon with expectation that I will "verify" "provide insight" or any other stupid corporate request. It ain't happening baby- that will be addressed on TUESDAY ✌🏽

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

@RoseBen_Ezra Lol just @ me

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

@mmank4 Throw it out??? U better grind that up as bread crumbs for tomorrows buftek

[The Purple Moose @Mo0se18]

Weather really does mess with my mood. February is always the month I start questioning every decision I've made in my life bc I haven't seen the sun in decades

[Rose Benezra @RoseBen_Ezra]

Do not “lol k” me