Hi David! You seem to be struggling to make your fictional European friend sound authentic. Try something a *real* European might say, like 'we don't have armed school guards,' 'we don't sell kids assault rifles' or, more simply, 'don't use me to argue for more guns, Dave.'
Uncomfortable? Who said the job of great literature was to make you comfortable? The opposite is true. Also, Mockingbird is SET in Alabama! https://t.co/CvulQuTudN
If she keeps this up, mark my words, the "@KamalaHarris for President" bumper stickers will start appearing in Iowa and New Hampshire. https://t.co/rh8oqLXEdu
National Parks quit selling plastic water bottles to cut down on pollution - Trump has sided with lobbyists to bring the litter back. https://t.co/35WC797yeE