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[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@Plugyaseku__ @kidarto254 Na kama ako under 18 bado akiwa campus?😁

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Dear @amerix

I hope you are well, Daktari.

I chose not to comment on the Njugush and Wakavinye issue until I had taken time to reflect and seek proper guidance.

I have a few questions:

Is it advisable to build your life together with a woman from the beginning, or should a man first establish himself before bringing a woman into his life?

Once a man commits to a woman, should he empower her fully, or are there limits to that support?

Are there any important vetting processes a man should undertake before deciding to make a woman his wife?

If a couple builds everything together and the woman later becomes disrespectful, who should leave the home, the man, in order to rebuild himself, or the woman?

Your urgent guidance on this matter could help many men.

Thank you.

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

Sina saa hii but nikipata nitakutumia ❌️

Sina ✅️

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

On Thursday at Jambo Grill Garden City, Brother Bernard decided to step out and network spiritually with his liver as he enjoyed a live performance by Prince Indah. He had linked up with his boy for some serious men’s conference discussions as they partake Kanamba speciioo. Shortly after, the friend vanished back to his wife leaving brother Bernard alone with his drink and his destiny.

At the club, two professional outside caterers spotted our lone soldier. They approached him with smiles wider than Thika Road and asked to join him. Brother Bernard, being a hospitable Kenyan citizen and a firm believer of all kalewas are friends, he welcomed them.

Conversations began, laughter flowed & Drinks were sipped. Life was good ayaaam telling you. Fast forward to around 4 AM, Bernard decides to go back to his hacienda. He leaves his drink and heads to the toilet probably to reflect on life choices.

But when he comes back, His new friends had already turned his drink into a chemistry practical, laced with that legendary Nairobi substance known as pishori. Our boy takes ONE innocent sip & the next thing, He’s moving like a zombie, following commands without even asking why?

The trio hops into an Uber & Brother Bernard himself politely pays for the ride using his own phone to transport mikoras to his own house. CCTV later shows the ladies escorting Bernard like bodyguards who have secured a government tender. They enter the apartment, take the lift, and proceed upstairs like they own the building.

But somewhere deep inside his remaining brain cells, Bernard’s ancestors tried to intervene. He suddenly sensed danger. With the last ounce of strength, he locked himself inside his bedroom, leaving the two outside caterers outside. The mikoras stayed in the house mpaka 1 PM the next day.

Conducting a full inventory audit like KRA officers on commission. His iPhone 15 Pro gones, Samsung S14 vanished, Lenovo laptop kaput, HP laptop goodubye, his Expensive perfumes are now smelling good elsewhere, €500 cash went missing, NCBA withdrawal of KSh 37,500 was approved instantly without his consent.

After finishing their illegal asset recovery, the two mikoras calmly packed everything in a shopping bag and walked out like they had just come from Carrefour. Meanwhile, Brother Bernard was lying there, drugged like a patient waiting for surgery, sleeping like a student who just ate Ugali before a double chemistry lesson.

Luckily, friends who kept calling and tracking him finally found him alive and rushed him to the hospital where he's currently receiving glucose water through his veins. The case has now been reported at Kasarani Stadium Police Station.

Any leads to find these two women will be rewarded handsomely. Ni mbaya,, Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

You will never see a more reliable streaming app than this.

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@georgediano True 💯. I’m 26 and I’m dating an 18-year-old girlfriend… it feels much easier for us. The connection is real.

[#8 @drexx_LFC]

Like this if your club won a trophy in 2025

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

His name is Wanjohi wa Kigogo-ini, a well-known businessman from Mlima, currently engaged in a serious, personal, one-man war with Dust Particles after his wife of six years was repossessed by a boda boda rider. Wanjohi revealed that he spent over 2 million shillings on their wedding, complete with décor, drone shots, smoke machines and a cake that needed its own bodyguard.

Yet after all that, somehow Dust still found him and issued him a lifetime membership card.
According to sources close to the situation, the boda boda guy was not only riding the motorcycle, He was also riding the situation beneath.

That's another reason why as a man, you should never marry a woman from a poor background, they literally sleep with anything. Our boy paid dowry, catering, tent, cake, live band,, only for the boda boda guy to arrive with helmet, reflector jacket and 50 bob fuel money and still access premium content.

Wanjohi admits he trusted his wife so much that he even gave the boda boda guy access to his house, only to later discover that the same rider was busy adding value to his household in ways that were never in the job description.

Wanjohi is now a Band 5 continuing student at the prestigious Kalahari Institute of Dust Mitigation, majoring in Emotional Recovery and Advanced Overthinking, with a minor in WhatsApp Status Updates.

He was last seen posting quotes like “Silence is loud,, God sees,, Not everyone who smiles with you is for you.” Our boy is really devastated & nursing a very wounded heart.

May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his people in that thing called Mareej, because this syllabus is not easy. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Mudryk Jr @mudryk_jr]

🎬 TOP 50 BEST SERIES (Selected Edition) 🔥🍿

1. Game of Thrones
2. Breaking Bad
3. Prison Break
4. Peaky Blinders
5. Vikings
6. Money Heist
7. The Walking Dead
8. The Wire
9. The Sopranos
10. Better Call Saul
11. Chernobyl
12. Stranger Things
13. Narcos
14. The Boys
15. Band of Brothers
16. True Detective
17. Dexter
18. Mr. Robot
19. Lost
20. Black Mirror
21. The Crown
22. Squid Game
23. The Witcher
24. Lucifer
25. Westworld
26. Homeland
27. Ozark
28. Sherlock
29. Sons of Anarchy
30. Succession
31. Fargo
32. Dark
33. The Mandalorian
34. House of Cards
35. The Office
36. Friends
37. How I Met Your Mother
38. Modern Family
39. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
40. Avatar: The Last Airbender
41. Death Note
42. The Handmaid’s Tale
43. American Horror Story
44. Spartacus
45. Supernatural
46. The Last Kingdom
47. Fallout
48. 3 Body Problem
49. Baby Reindeer
50. Ripley

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

My friend Gati Gati, the CEO of a grocery kiosk in Thindigua, is currently going through an existential crisis. The man no longer trusts his own eyesight,, yanii haamini macho yake. The other day, I casually told him there’s a lady who sells apples under a footbridge and is reportedly doing so well she even managed to buy an iPhone 17 Pro Max going for KSh 247,000.

That day Gati Gati almost dropped a crate of tomatoes. He told me with the confidence of a man who has suffered, that “that woman must be selling the sacred fruits of fulumbanya & not apples”. According to him, he’s been in the same biashara for over 10 years & the profits can barely sustain him and his young wife,,, forget iPhones, even a Tecno is asking for divine intervention.

Just when he was recovering from that shock, I added more petrol to the fire. I told him about a 26-year-old mama mboga who appeared on the Obinna Show yesterday and casually announced she makes over 10k profit per day from her grocery shop. Gati sat down & started whistling.

The lady by the name Scholastica claims she sells kienyenji mbogas: managu, terere, kunde, onions & tomatoes somewhere in Kiambu. Yet Ngati Ngati cannot comprehend how these young yellow yellow damsels are harvesting millions within months, while him,, armed with 10 years experience, in a prime location and upper-middle-class customers, has nothing to show except kihara & stress.

Before he could even process that, I reminded him that last year, another yellow-yellow damsel popped up online celebrating after building a KSh 10 million house from selling bracelets. Imagine BRACELETS. At this point, Gati Gati has started suspecting foul play.

We have now concluded that my boy might be a victim of jealous relatives from the village who sat on a three-legged stool at midnight and decided to tie his graduation picture with a makindu string. Because there’s no other explanation.

May Yehova Wanyonyi remember our brother Gati. He too deserves a breakthrough in life. Even just a small one. Cheiiii, it's not easy Oooh being a man in this country of ours. Yarabi mtume, shuka na usitumane Mulungu. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.🥹

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@georgediano Amen pastor 🙏

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@RobertAlai This girl will do anything to be relevant..just wait. From one interview to the next.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️𝗡𝗘𝗪: Thierry Henry on Mohamed Salah's comments: "I had problems with Wenger, with Guardiola… Have you ever heard me talk about it publicly? NEVER. I protected the club."

"When you play for a club, you must protect it at all costs. No matter what’s happening internally, you protect the club — your teammates, the manager, the staff."

"You can be angry, frustrated, disagree… but you don’t air dirty laundry in public, especially when the club is going through difficult moments."

"Instead, you wait, you sort things out internally, and then, if you want to leave or speak your mind, you do it at the right time."

"I understand the ego and Mo’s frustration... He scores 38 goals and ends up on the bench, but there comes a point where you must put the team before yourself.”

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@Antzeolla @CF_Compss @Wael_ghk He means how it will be like in a Champions League game

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@Iam_Tilo She's dying guys 🥹🥹

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@HonMosiria Marketing skills 👌

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@premierleague 🔴

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@JUJA_KOT Waaat are these 😅😅😅😅😅

[Bubble 💭 @MoRedlife11]

@4Real_KE Good job 👏...i will find you one day when am ready

[Joan Reals @joan_reals]

Ladies, do you realize how the man in your life suddenly becomes a potential predator the moment you start earning ?!
Before you made it , he was such a darling. Everyone in your family loved him especially if he was supporting you.
But the moment you start earning, suddenly everyone is warning you about him .
Your entire family gets a sudden revelation of how he is after you for your money. Mind you this individual is earning 10 times what you make.

Here's the truth.

He didn't become a predictor overnight. He is still the man he has always been . They just want to disconnect you from him because they view him as a block to access you . You must never forget the one who was there for you and with you when everyone else was gone