Red Mobster 🦞

communism was just a red herring

[Red Mobster 🦞 @MobsterRed]

Trying to update my resume. Anyone know a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager get those titties out for me

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[kate @ChineseLLM]

I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

i be profen

[akila. @becka1icious]

i don’t watch porn, i read it like a fuckin lady

[alex @userctrI]

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

jacked off all trades or a master of cum

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

“whose pussy is this”—doctor frankenstein sorting spare parts

[deepfaked @russiacore]

she sells pussy down by the seashore

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

Might rain this week. Might not

[hunter @3gpmh]

doing a line of hope