MoeBiden

[Xovj @UnleashedXovj]

Anybody got a Rolls Royce I can borrow?

[Stacin Goins @LCyance]

Europeans be lying like hell about loving it there...I was staying in the nicest parts of cities and it still never crossed my mind I should leave America for that mfer...You could feel the poor oozing off all the Europoors over there

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

"If this the only issue that you care about is this issue, then you should not vote for me"
A real example of FAFO

[AirV @vshot27]

@rykitchel @BowTiedYukon I graduated college you prick

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

It’s like a GTA lobby, one person next to us taking off his shirt and declaring war on Donald Trump while another person is moonwalking across the platform.

[KKGB @INArteCarloDoss]

Who needs enemies when you have friends like Israel

[Luke Miller @LukeMillerPHD]

AI doesn't predict the future. It identifies higher-probability outcomes.

$PANW Posterior Predictive Levels

These levels are generated from historical market behavior and Bayesian probability analysis, providing a data-driven framework for identifying important price zones.

[Jensen Cherian @JensenCherian]

@NBA_NewYork The paparazzi to KD:

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

bro

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[TheTinMen @TheTinMenBlog]

This is where I sleep, but I’ve had long conversations with my gf about how (if there was an intruder) strategically it makes more sense for the layout flip.

My rationale, is if someone was to come in, and start pummelling the person nearest the door, surely it makes sense for the person who offers the greatest chance of physically defending the household (the man), to be spared from that opening critical hit?

If I am closest to the door, and I am pummelled by an intruder whilst asleep, that just leaves my gf in a 1 vs 1.

However, if she sleeps near the door, and she is pummelled, then I am unhurt and therefore have a much better chance in the 1 vs 1, where I can also seek medical care for my (pummelled) gf afterward.

I know it doesn’t sound very heroic, but using the woman as an unconscious pummel shield objectively gives the best chances IMO.

Anyway, she didn’t buy it, and I still sleep closest to the door regardless.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

This is my quant

[HBK 👨🏾‍🚒 @J_Decatur1]

@BOOSIEOFFICIAL Hell Louisana had one with you 2 nigga let’s not dry snitch

[itrustme @choppinitup5000]

I know about ten brothas who have done the same thing.
Might have something to do with the democrats elevating women and rainbows.
Or maybe it was that Trump got rid of Biden's crime bill.
Or was it the first step act that Trump created?
Could be all the black men he got out of jail.
All I know fo sho is calling coons and house niggas aint working no more.

[ Legendary Self-Made Progress THA GREAT 🏁 @1EntreProNegro]

Project Pat Is like that! 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

@RobertMSterling Jasmine somehow managed to paint herself as both a victim and one of the most powerful people in the country in the span of two sentences

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Fixed this headline for you, Daily Telegraph

[Circe @vocalcry]

I remember taking a train from the airport in Amsterdam and they started making announcements and my friend goes loudly so everyone could hear (since they all understand English) "WTF is this made up gnome language they are speaking" and the entire train car glared at us

[Maddi 🇦🇺🪻 @maddimogs]

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language