Mighty Boi

Cualquiera puede cocinar.
Gracias a mis padres por darme la vida y al reggaeton por darme ganas para vivirla.

[Raq @raqisright]

How to tell if a guy is happy:

Posts one blurry photo with his girlfriend every 6 months = in love (for now)

Posts with a baby = trying to get laid

Posts with his gf 3 times a week = they’re fighting after she looked through his phone

Posts a bottle of Dom with his watch at Surf Lodge Saturday = trying to get hoes

Suddenly starts running marathons = she absolutely fucked him up

Starts posting “early mornings” and cold plunges = got dumped

Every caption is “grateful” = not grateful

Starts talking about “longevity,” peptides, and optimizing his sleep = turned 30 and is having a identity crisis

Posts once a year = he’s busy working (as he should be) no more larping

No instagram = marry him

[psicóloga da lana del rey @luuucorral]

métodos terapêuticos assistir o monólogo da sandra hüller em anatomia de uma queda como se ela estivesse falando comigo

[Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch @TheXMatriarch]

When “we can have sex tonight” is offered like payment for a chore, the bedroom isn’t healing, it’s admitting desire has been reduced to household currency.

[Veruguana @Extormenti]

Muchas minas me están contestando que el reloj biológico no existe (puede ser) y que sólo hay presión social (seguro la hay). Ahora bien, si no pueden distinguir entre un deseo interno y la presión social, están en problemas. Con este tema y con cualquier otro.

[Skores @Skores9q]

just found out they’re still together and have two kids in vegas now!!! i adore this for them so much

[Sarabeth 7roles exceptional @Sarabeth_MrsB]

You don't owe him sex, he doesn't owe you attention or security.

Why get married if you really want to be roommates?

[🌾 Ｒ ú ａ ♜ @Rua_isBack]

Eclipse total sobre el castillo de Morella. Absoluto pico estético. Parece sacado de un videojuego de From Software.

[Skippette "Schizo" Doorman says #FreePalestine 🍉 @Skippyisntfunny]

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[ilence @Hilenceee]

Young girls would take their love lives more seriously if they knew the reality women in their 30s go through.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Sometimes I think about this guy.

[Ana Bolena Tudor @anabolenatudor]

Por favor esta maravilla 😂😂

[Ramardo @Ramardoh1]

La concha de su madre

[Scarlett @Scarlett1476896]

Ranking the Funniest News Anchor Bloopers 😂They Tried to Stay Professional 🤣But Couldn't Keep a Straight Face!

[MTS @MTSlive]

SITUATION DETECTED: While Claude worked on a difficult problem related to the Riemann hypothesis, the Anthropic staff member guiding it mostly just sent messages of encouragement like “keep going” and “believe in yourself,” which helped it overcome its initial skepticism.

[Ririarone♪ @ririarone]

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