Mom PharmD

M, mom to the kid, age 11 and Little Monster, kindergartener born after secondary infertility. Exhausted pharmacist. Whoa. Pronouns xie/xer, they/their,she/her

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

#FirstWorldProblems

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

And now I broke my tablet screen. There goes my tattoo fund.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@LilRedRooster People seem to think “government things for old people” are all like social security where you pay in & then get that back w interest. Silly gooses, no.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

#medtwitter #WomenInMedicine Let’s do better. Very rarely is telling a person to “lose weight & see me in 6 months” an acceptable answer. Just no.

[jen curran @jencurran]

Wanna hear a crazy story? I’m a new mom & I had protein in my urine during and after pregnancy, which is bad. A doctor told me to “lose weight” & it would go away. Didn’t want me to see me back for months. So I got a second opinion. Turns out I have bone marrow cancer. THREAD: 1/

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@browofjustice An army. Abuse is not militarily approved, ever. Just like the difference or lack thereof between languages. Shared army? 1 language w 2 dialects. Different armies? 2 languages.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@kml4694 Oh no! Get well soon!

[feminist next door @emrazz]

So like we’ve been saying https://t.co/CCTNRcLlVB

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@vegetable_slut @Jenndola I live in the sticks & get non perishables from both Costco & Amazon. It’s awesome for heavy or large items (30 rolls toilet paper, 10 gal water).

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@vegetable_slut @Jenndola Many grocery stores deliver w online ordering. I have accounts with two in the greater SLC area. Also Amazon prime pantry &Costco deliver many groceries.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@HarleyQuinnRN Abiding with you. Loving you quietly until you’re ready to love you again, dear friend.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@IndyRPh @PharmaBlue @eeb31 @rdr_pharmacist @_BethLynn I can download audio in Kindle app too but Audible is nicer for use in the car.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@IndyRPh @PharmaBlue @eeb31 @rdr_pharmacist @_BethLynn It’s lovely. I read on my phone in the Kindle app, go to car, push play in Audible app, arrive at waiting room & open Kindle app & it tells me where I left off & will jump right there. Syncs across all devices too for HP w child ease.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@DrJenChen4kids @drmoniquetello I had chicken pox at 3yo, still have many scars visible in 30s. My sibling got a cleft palate while in utero as a result too, resulting in only 3 surgeries. #WhyIVax

[Dr. Michelle Au @AuforGA]

The guy who interrupts every conversation with, “Well, actually...”

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@NativeApprops Today I start my professor (adjunct) job and update my gov ID to match my shiny new pronouns. Squee!

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

Dog liked looking out the window.

He looked at people and dogs. Birds and bugs.

"I will smell you all someday," he barked at them.

It was good to have goals.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@CoherenceMed @Julie__PHM @ShereesePubHlth @PoojaLakshmin @amariedauwer @lenisocial @arghavan_salles @drjessigold @anthonynotleon @gnayyar

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

@CoherenceMed @Julie__PHM @ShereesePubHlth @PoojaLakshmin @amariedauwer @lenisocial @arghavan_salles @drjessigold @anthonynotleon @gnayyar I want the option to hand write progress notes on a tablet & have them convert to text. In the EHR that’s interoperable hospitals to clinics. & a magic pony since they make everything better.

[Mom PharmD @MomPharmD]

In the spirit of All The Changes, my new pronouns are now in effect & I’m terrified (but going to do it anyway) to update my ID with new info.