The Momster Club

We all know what happens to Mama when she counts to 3.

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Not only is doing laundry invigorating, but my favorite thing in the whole world is turning ALL the clothes right side out, said no mom ever.

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“Did you want me to save this bottle for bottle-flipping?” is something I say now.

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@dadmann_walking @MumOfTw0 Took us 2 years to agree

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I woke with an urgent burning question:
Is 5 cent candy still 5 cent candy?

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The older I get, the more Canadian I sound.

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“Did you want me to save this bottle for bottle-flipping?” is something I say now.

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Adulting is getting excited about a new phone case.

[TONY @LiteT0NY]

@PicturesFoIder Why 😂

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@IHideFromMyKids It’s the best transition

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5: Mom do wishes come true?

Sometimes they do!

5: Oh Noooooooooooooo!!

Why? What did you wish?

5: Because I wished I was a tree!

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Looking at a picture of Cristiano Ronaldo

5: (with the most adorable lisp)

He haths a theven-pack

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@momsense_ensues

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@twinstantfamily 😱

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Saw this on fb and it made me laugh because WHERE IS THE LIE? 😆 (credit unknown)

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Husbands everywhere:

“I’m going to tighten this jar so tightly that only I can open it”

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**Me feeling good about drinking Matcha**

4: That looks like zombie puke

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I’m at the age where I save used aluminum foil and wash ziplock bags.

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My morning alarm is now either Hulk Hogan or The Rock’s theme song