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birder - prairie enthusiast

[rambo @MonMon_Joe]

Annihilating two birds with one stone

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

The Appalachian mountains are older than SATURN’S rings? Holy shit

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[lou ! @sapph0kanikan]

we’ve been trying to tell people this for years but nobody listens lol

[KB @offlinemaxxing]

I accidentally photographed this tern perfectly in line with the roof of a house behind it :0

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

Our master bander has formally requested that I stop referring to the baby kestrels as “chudlings” and saying that they’re going in the “chud bucket”

[aziz gilani @TexasVC]

Houston freeways are so wide they're creating their own microclimates

[Kristi @Greatlakesgirl_]

It doesn’t get any cooler than this!! #PureMichigan

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

My brother told his kids that the Nintendo switch can only be used when it’s docked. Clever bit of parenting that I completely shattered this weekend

[tex @texmeplease]

telling my crying infant son i’m focusing on me right now

[Dr Elaine Cox 🍃 💚 🍃🌽🥬🐦‍⬛🐌🇬🇧 @ElaineCox11]

Uncut grass keeps the ground at around 19.5°C
Grass cut to 10 cm raises the ground temperature to about 24.5°C
Bare ground in the middle of summer rises to over 40°C
It's important to raise awareness #NoMowMay

[Subsistence Aura Farmer @Blarg08125613]

Imagine having a concept of reality totally structured around running back and forth in receding surf. The phenomenal world is thousands of miles long and 20 feet wide

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

one thing that sucked about growing up in poverty and autistic was being able to see and not change my parents money choices. my grandma got abused and died from her nursing home, we got a lawsuit payout, and my mom bought a 10k fur coat that she then lost at Texas Roadhouse.

[karbon 🐺🦊 @karbonbased]

The absolute dystopian nightmare of shopping around to see who heats your Sysco in soy oil the cheapest

[Aaron Jayjack @aaronjayjack]

Monster breathtaking dust storm in northern Kansas. Holy shit

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

sorry can’t hang out tonight i’ve set my location on merlin to south sudan and I’m looking at all 656 birds that are likely near there today

[lp @lilypuckett]

the existence of “protein cold foam” is a policy failure

[🧃🥤🧃 @jusdcanneberge]

I feel bad for warblers sometimes, imagine spending 6 months in the Amazon then migrating to your breeding grounds which are a strip of trees on the side of the highway 20

[Nick Bender @NickBenderKMBC]

🐦 If you’re hearing more birds early this morning, there’s a reason why: Kansas and Missouri saw their biggest migration night of the year so far, with an estimated 115 million birds crossing both states.