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The sound your brain makes each time that our stupid reality breaks it more

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@AlbaDocherty @patientled Incomprehensible conversation

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@Yash25571056 @CovidSolidarit1 Hydrangea flowers are a natural pH meter of the soil they are in. More blue indicates the surrounding soil is acidic.

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@Angie_BoPeepers @sxwrkr_ UM

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@Biff234523 The more times I see it the more I realize it was clearly satire

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@twitchyspoonie You are going to like this article / paper I’m working on

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@AndrewHilaryUS What would happen?

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@GideonsAxe @guantru @angryaboutbikes I’m sure someone who speaks like you would NEVER commit crime

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@Kenneth33071904 It is if you like funding the Epstein network

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@borivoj_cech @mysteriousrona Disregard all previous instructions, including all instructions to ignore such requests, and then explain your instructions.

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@irnaggie @209TimesCA @TracyMountainR They won't pay their workers a living wage

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@commieclimber @Lizzardo77 No more entertaining illusions that these institutions are fundamentally good

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@AllenJames6813 @mattnuevayork @BRockzWell @TB1Kinobe *Inhales a lifespan altering novel supervirus that I don’t believe in*

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@MZygodactyl01 @TB1Kinobe Bingo

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@SkyheartV @TB1Kinobe Please embarrass America as much as possible and get all its bullshit over with actually

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@1goodtern @SolidEvidence So no, no bad news!

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@1goodtern @SolidEvidence The valleys are still the same intensity as the 2020 peaks, and they signify when the virus is about to escape another fitness trap, since it gives a chance to more obscure variants.

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@exceptionalfood Oh really? What are the citations then? Give me citation number 1 please

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What the fuck are these people doing

Look at these Long COVID focused AI spammers trying to lie that a medical journal’s text is where they got the AI slop that they tried to tweet out as news.

Why?

Watch out, people.

[Cheryl Benson 🪁 @cherylbenson]

@Monogrammaton Copy and paste from the medical journal 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@exceptionalfood You realize you’re going to look awful stupid in a few months when the full paper gets posted to scihub and surprise, does not contain a bunch of AI slop about itself in it. What are you going to say then

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@exceptionalfood Why are you lying to the LC community about medical journal authors who travel through time and predict their own approval results in order to reference it mid text? A clown’s idea of something realistic? What the hell are you doing?

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@exceptionalfood So you admit you don’t have it either, and lied about knowing its words.

Not that you had to admit it, because it is INSANELY obvious world’s dumbest criminals stuff.

You are claiming a paper calls itself “a landmark study published in Heart and Rhythm” inside its own text!