🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜

Montgomery Bullock/Loco MoCo (all pronouns), pitcher for the fridays, friend of the crows, honorary crab

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

Life update: We are vibing on a piece of moon rock in the pacific. We are going by LoCo MoCo (short for Loonar Colony Moontgomery County)

[Goku @BlaseballGoku]

The @philly_pies are throwing a Pi(e) Day Party on the @blaseball discord to raise money for Philabundance, Philadelphia's largest hunger relief charity. Any donation will receive B&W Blaseball Pie Recipe cards and $6 and up will receive Full-Color copies as well!

[Blaseball Cared @BlaseballCares]

The @BlaseballCrabs may be up in the sky at Blaseball 2 now, but the Crabitat will always be their home.

https://t.co/jnwG5zoNas

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

@HetreaSky @ChezForShire We think we look beautiful thank you for drawing us!

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

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[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

Where did the crabs go?
We really miss them right now
Crabs please come back soon

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

We woke up today
And decided that we now
Talk in fun haikus

[Polygon @Polygon]

Our #9 game of the year is Blaseball.

Blaseball showcases the power of a healthy fandom
https://t.co/Qs8aUFFA95

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

Hello y'all! We have decided to come back after our vacation from Twitter. Hawaii is pretty chill right now. We still missed the crabs but have come to the except this new way of life.

[The Besties @thebestiespod]

Help us choose the best game of the year!

Round 2, Group H.

[OLD BAY @OLDBAYSeasoning]

The ULTIMATE Thanksgiving... OLD BAY on everything!

[The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ @BlaseballCrabs]

😎🌿🥬🍁

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

Remember: You are special! There's no one in the world exactly like you. Thanks for making the world unique, just by being yourself!

[Blaseball Cared @BlaseballCares]

We’re so excited for the Coffee Cup, that we made one ourselves! Well, a mug, but close enough.

Which team are you routing for? Would you like to see more Coffee Cup merch in the future? 👀✍️

https://t.co/C2xi6R4NI3

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

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[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

FWXBC
Team Captains: Thomas Dracaena, hitter. Castillo Turner, pitcher

[The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ @BlaseballCrabs]

NARRATIVE DESIGNER: you can't just put L's in every word and call it 'thematic' for Blaseball, it has to make sense
ME:
ME: thlematic

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

We are quite excited to play again! It seems like we are on a team with someone named Bontgomery Mullock What a weird name

[WillieTroubador Parody Account @WillieTroubador]

RIV to you but I’m different (all credit to @HORSEIZONTAL 🙌🏻💕)

[The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ @BlaseballCrabs]

every day I wake up and
I look in the mirror and
I say the words,
the ancient mantra:

[🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜 @MontgomeryBull2]

@DreamySutton More than 1/5 of us work in law we would love to help to understand that case 🙂