Omnipotent Parrot

I am a 37 year old parrot that is potty trained. I eat peanuts therefore I know things. Oh and I do CSAR...

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@sup3r_mario11 While it’s close. The refs called a fumble and the video evidence was not enough to overturn it.

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@BernieSanders Bernie, can you do this?

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@spencerpratt How many millionaires did Tesla make from commercial investors? I know at least one guy…

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@GavinNewsom Stunning and brave?

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@proamericapol TLDR

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@OurSf49ers #CTESPN

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@MaioccoNBCS Faithful here and I got hurt reading your post.

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@JonnyRoot_ Bad takes get ratio’d.

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@libsoftiktok I wonder if she is going to kill her kids next.

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@OurSf49ers F…………..ccccccckkkkkkkkjjj!

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@Osint613 Give it three more months…. Economic collapse for Iran.

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@medoyia It’s a void…. Like the space between your ears.

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@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP SAVE ACT dumbass!

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@_Testflight_ MATH!!!

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@IfindRetards I want to kick a field goal between her eyes.

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@BernieSanders Dude you are literally a broken record.

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@SpaceX @NASASpaceflight Those Mach diamonds….. fap fap fap!

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@GigaBasedDad True.

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@DefiantLs It’s colon cancer.

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@EricLDaugh Oh and who installed Jim Crow laws??? OH yeah the Democrats.