Morgan A

[Morgan A @MorganASoup]

@spockgrrl girl i just learned last night and DIED not the birthday cake

[Morgan A @MorganASoup]

@spockgrrl I will be getting peacock for this alone are you serious omg

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

took 200 mg of adderall . God held me like a baby and asked if I would be strong enough to wage war against all of humanity , I nodded yes and my blood became imbued with his light and he handed me a sword made from bones of fallen angels

[ara @ConverseStew]

robert pattinson and katy perry’s drunk version of boyz II men’s i’ll make love to you

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

you should go home and have breakfast until you are happy

[Morgan A @MorganASoup]

@Arbys My friend promised he would get a “We Have the Meats” tattoo with your permission and some funding that is currently out of my budget.. ARBYS thoughts? #meatlessintexas #iwantthemeats #helpmeArby @jbguinan

[sage 🌳 @sageBiTT]

Tony Hawk as Larry David is the best thing I’ve seen all 2020, maybe my whole life

[jas @milfsgaga]

i think we can all agree that lady gaga.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Elections matter. https://t.co/77jquAhp1x

[Morgan A @MorganASoup]

@spockgrrl nude to black ombreeee

[Austin Price @AustinPrice8]

When a sorority girl is sober:

Don’t worry she’s declawed

[Jezzer, Mean Gay Era (2001-present) @Jezzerat]

Corporations the day after Pride ends

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

my last two brain cells reading Halle Bailey as Halle Berry

[Owen Thomas @owenthomas]

Here’s @RuPaul, circa 2000, getting paid during the dotcom bubble.

https://t.co/8cj6vzYEzI

(h/t @louisgray)

[Morgan A @MorganASoup]

@moby_dickhead Ddong Ggo is the BEST Korean bar in Dallas, hands down. Name loosely translates to butthole ☕️