i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob
was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food
When my daughter was 7, she was being rushed to surgery at Children's Memorial in Chicago for a gangrenous appendix. She had a loose tooth which the anaesthesiologist had to pull. When she came out of surgery there was a baggie on her pillow of glitter and $2, plus a note from the Tooth Fairy. I've never forgotten that small act of kindness from that hospital staff.
A woman stepped in front of me in a queue and asked to go first because she only had one item. I also only had one item. I told her, “Go ahead your time matters more than mine.” She said that’s not what she meant. I said, “That’s exactly what it means when you cut in front of someone.” 😭
During Barack Obama's historic 2009 presidential inauguration, Denzel Washington was one of the first people to arrive & waited hours to see history