baddie long legz

✨the inside of my mind 🧠 ✨

[baddie long legz @MorganTheBayer]

College me vs me now

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[Phillygirl @24tog]

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

haaate that couch sleepy does not transfer to bed sleepy......

[dan @Dansplainer]

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

my worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me

[goma @soigomaa]

At a wedding I went to, the groom said in his vows: “I DONT PROMISE TO NEVER FIGHT WITH YOU, I PROMISE TO NEVER FIGHT AGAINST US” Tears😭😭😭

[jynx @jynxbby]

me as soon as i get home:

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i have girl autism which means i'm silly and i want to kill myself

[sad @lonesfeels]

Unfortunately there's no safer way of loving a person, you just have to give it your all and hope for the best.

[weather @dsxf234161]

if youre in texas prepare to die

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@BGatesIsaPyscho

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

my ex: wyd?

me: everything you accused me of.. this shit fun

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

girls be like sorry that’s my emotional support ex boyfriend

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

don’t have a hot girlfriend if you gonna be mad at her for being hot bro

[𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 @EmperorWebmc]

blocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede