Morgan

on that lil caeser shit

[wint @dril]

honter biden answer your phone i left metalGearErics game cube controller at your house and he is freaking out at me. he is in the hospital

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

Getting cum dumpstered by mosquitoes rn

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

Genuine fulfillment

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

It wouldn’t surprise me if in 5 years time, private schools are going to require kevlar infused polo’s for the kids to wear to school (esp in the south)

[Glory Boy @ChiefKeef]

Somebody tell this TRAMP I don’t shoot schools up

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

In 3 days Channel Orange turns 10 years old…. my brain cannot conceptualize that information tbh

[Vic @VictorPopeJr]

Lol obvious problems aside….looking back….she SMOKED this hoe 🤣🤣🤣

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Being high for my haircuts always feel like i’m being interrogated and massaged at the same time

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

This bitch puts labels on her dresser drawers?? She cant remember what she put in 3 drawers?? Aint no way

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

I refuse to believe people think this is real. How does your human brain look at this and go “authentic conversation yes”

[Wtfportland @Wtfportland1]

Well this escalated quick,
Part 1

[wint @dril]

"SORRY BOYS!"
your cum tributes of me are highly inept, trite, and bogus. Futher more, they look like dog shit. Do better

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

Not to suck Mother Teresa’s old dead pussy or anything, but nothing brings me genuine fulfillment quite like doing things for other people

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

The lung cancer support group meetings in 50 years gonna be a movie fr 😍

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 in the case of West Virginia vs. the Environmental Protections Agency that the EPA lacks broad authority to regulate carbon dioxide emissions related to climate change. https://t.co/RJDOmWvqiR

[$qrt @squarero0t]

I hate realizing

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

Its things like this that make me realize how beyond grateful I am that over the course of the next 2 years Joe Rogan is going to convince every 24 y/o steroids and natty light enjoyer to vote for Ron Pisspantus for President

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

Why are yall literally 12 deep at the gym please be honest with me

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

Mashallah

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Spotify has launched a karaoke feature.

[Morgan @MorganTomlin]

I think we misdiagnose procrastination tbh. Like its not like I dont wanna get my shit done. I just have fomo on my day. Like working, as opposed to living, kinda does literally steal my day away from me. Im not procrastinating Im mourning the day I couldve had 😭