Morgan Reilly

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

I used to accidentally repeat stories to my friends a lot but now I just say “I think I’ve already told you this” and say it again anyway

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i know plastic straws are bad but we have to have a serious conversation about how paper straws were not the answer

[mel @Melanieeeer]

I deserve to be in Cancun rn with a margarita in my hand

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: i’m sick of working from home

company: come back into the office

me: ok that is not what i meant

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

oh don’t worry im fully vaccinated im just coughing uncontrollably because i choked on my own saliva

[Katie 🦋⬡ @bassbutterflyyy]

Honestly if Auntie Anne’s ditched being in malls and started drive thru’s, I would be there every damn day. Who wouldn’t love a drive through with hot pretzels??

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

gentle reminder:

[dana michele @dmicheleeee]

now that it’s warm out I think it’s only fair that we switch to a 2-day work week, 5-day weekend schedule

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i’ll be like “long story short” then still tell an entire fully detailed story

[corinna kopf @CorinnaKopf]

i feel the best when i’m tan

[d @dianazamoraxox]

I don't regret being good to people cause one day they'll wish they still had that.

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

anything : *happens*

me : this is a sign