Captain Morgan

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

Finally watched the Attenborough pliosaur documentary and wondering if television can ever be better

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@meatmansoccer You're a wizard Harry (sorry)

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@TaintlessRed You're right, you should go and give them advice on how to be positive when things aren't going well

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@TaintlessRed Do you think he is noticeably doing more defensive work?

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@TaintlessRed Some counter-thoughts, welcome your view: 1. Klopp is quite unique - Slot cold approach prob more typical of top managers 2. Klopp was cold with players when he had to be 3. Slot may feel vindicated by unbeaten run during the non-Salah period

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@NathanAClark @Tactx_ More to the point, gotta get myself to Flamingo Land

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@DubeyWill Immense today

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@FootballCliches Matterface with a 'betwixt and between' within 10 minutes - just feel you can't deploy that so early

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

He makes himself big

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@London_W4 Also fun - that's Jupiter at the top, below the moon

[Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️ @pythaginboots]

There was me thinking Cafu v Nedved was the most disrespectful yet brilliant skill done in your own half…

This one by Singo on Barcola takes the biscuit 🔥🔥🔥

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@oilysailor If you lead a game by 2-0 it's a dangerous lead a game by 2-0 it's a dangerous lead a game by 2-0 it's a dangerous lead a game by 2-0 it's a dangerous

[Dicky Sam @Davolaar]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[daz boot fan club @megelsareenog]

I don't know exactly what Jermaine Jenas has done, but I'm betting it has the makings of an excellent limerick.

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

@90sfootball That Sinama-Pongoal was a thing of beauty

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

Since Bellingham's bicycle, seeing a concerning uptick in "football is about moments" @FootballCliches

[Ryan O'Hanlon @rwohan]

I joke about how, if you only watched international soccer, you would have a deranged view of who the best players in the world are. But if you only watched international soccer, you would think that Xherdan Shaqiri is the greatest soccer player of all time -- and you'd be right.

[Captain Morgan @MorgyMorg]

Georgia have been great. Kvara needs to trust his teammates more #turgeo