Morky Morkinson

Morky likes to tell extremely short stories of usually just one sentence. Follow for quick daily excursions into the strange and funny world of Morky's mind.

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@LibertarianZA Dude South Africa is freaking joke of a country. Especially its military. I know. I saw it. It sucks.

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@MaxAnderson At 3 no. And 5 or 6? Yes.

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@TomCruise No. Just no.

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@its_xanna

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@BasilTheGreat

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@Variety

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@OneWheelForward I think you take what you need and then drop off what you don’t need when you have to spare. Simple as that.

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@saniyafatma1278 Take everything that’s on the floor and trash it. They’ll learn real quick that if they wanna keep things they need to put it away and look after it.

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@BlackMajikMan90 I think it’s time to veer sharply away from endless sequels, remakes, reboots, adaptions and spin-offs. People want original stories. While there might be the odd IP we still enjoy, most of us are sick of most of them.

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@brundolfsmith This is not art. This is just disturbing and disgusting slop. There is no meaning, no beauty. Just pure garbage and filth that I regret watching.

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@ConCaracal Your photo was censored on x. Probably because the wood kinda looks like a person burning.

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@MickeyDangerez There might be some mold in the vents. Ask the property manager to do an inspection.

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@TheOnlyDSC It’s gonna bomb so bad

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@cole_squires It’s a pity that someone so handsome can be so dumb.

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@RuanBarnard84 Loose lips sink ships buddy. I wouldn’t be posting this kind of thing until you’re Stateside.

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@PulseXZA Who the hell is this racist prick in the yellow vest and why are they doing what he tells them? He’s not law enforcement? Can we find out who this guy is?

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@ClownWorld And here’s me - I haven’t even killed anyone.

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@brockpierson Hello fellow human.

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@AntiWokeMemes Nope.

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@BarneySimon I never really thought Bill Murray was funny.