Morla

My dark side. NSFW.

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

Today’s sigh-a-thon still going strong. 2nd place player, “Joke’s On You” is disqualified for refusing to play. AND IT’S, “KNOW IT ALL” FTW 🎊🎉🤣

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

I’m writing letters in my head,
letters in my head,
letters in my head to people who are dead.

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane (Official Video) https://t.co/nkSkFITyHu via @YouTube

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

I’m writing letters in my head,
letters in my head,
letters in my head to people who are dead.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is seeing pictures of celebrities in $1800 t-shirts pretending to make dinner.

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

bff: you know what they say about lightning-
me: [interrupting] actually lightning can strike any location more than once. given enough time, it is inevitable.
bff: this is why we don't hang out.

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

If you layer your prescription substances, with your legal substances, with your “is legal in some states” substances just right, you can see dead people without being dead. Do it wrong & you’ll might be dead with them.

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

Mansplaining, for those who are unaware. https://t.co/GcgdRN9TTn

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

I don't mean to brag, but the customer service representative I'm talking to appreciates my patience.

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

I've been using a lot of moisturizer. I'm at aloe point in my life.

[Fayresque @fayresque]

It's official. This excessive studying and information subduction has metamorphosed my brain into an information geodynamo.

[BadFabergé @ipalatsky]

Inside this Issue:
This Fall, refine your style,
and pair that scowl with classic Houndstooth.

[Lee Zimmerman 🌊 @zim2918]

Buried love

Words by @VVanGone

[BeautifulDisaster @bether18]

It's all wasted

[Angry Memories @angrymemorys]

Don't worry baby, I'll help you get rid of the bodies.

[TBJ ~ Kyla Mack @TimberBoJack]

Some assembly will definitely be required.

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

Don’t you get it? It doesn’t fucking matter. Very few people care about anything except what affects them directly & immediately.

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

#MeToo CSA
#MeToo Rando Flashers
#MeToo Gang Rape
#MeToo Rape
#MeToo Date Rape
#MeToo
#MeToo

[Morla @MorlaSwamp55]

I’m having fun annoying promoted tweets by @ing them, then blocking them. Join me.