Jason Morley

{ Programmer, Gamer } == Caffeine Addict

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

Don't play in the muddled, you'll get a dirty mind.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

So that's an "experienced problems" then :) @gitlabstatus

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

If monads did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

Having made the switch a week ago, I think I can say Roslynator is enough of a fraction of Resharper's functionality at a fraction of the start-up cost for me to keep using it. https://t.co/visplMtBgU

[Frank Owen's Legendary Paintbrush🥀🇵🇸🇾🇪🇸🇩 @OwenPaintbrush]

#PMQs I look at Corbyn and see a man fighting for our NHS. I look at Theresa May and see a woman fighting for herself. Instead of answering questions she hurls insults. That might impress the Tory press, but to doctors, nurses and patients, it's really shit look.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

When you cross at the red light and the woman with her kids starts bad mouthing you to them...

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

With stateful code, your tests suggest your code works as intended. With pure functional code, your code is your proof your tests are true.

[Dad Joke Darth @DadJokeDarth]

Luke: I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Me: Hi A Jedi like my father before me.

I'm Dad.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

I know that's the problem because replacing core.autocrlf from true to input fixed it.

I repeat. What the actual fuck.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

SQL timing out. Works when built locally. Difference between local and ci built DLLs? Queries in one, CRLF. Other, LF. What the actual fuck.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

When you accidentally commit "Fixed typoi"...

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

If you think separating HTML, CSS and Code is separation of concerns in a component system, you do not understand components.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

Separate CSS, HTML and TS files for a component doesn't solve the problem of the component being too big. Favour multiple small components.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

What if SpaceX are really just playing the footage of the launches in reverse?

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

"Windows containers are neat", Ops: "This is how much moving over to Server 2016 would cost.", "... So dotnet core runs on Linux too, huh?"

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

Eight rabbits make a rabbyte.

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

"Amazon: We lost a region for S3!"
"Microsoft: Hold my beer..."

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

But considering I used to use React in AngularJS just to avoid the godawful AngularJS component system...

[Jason Morley @MorleyDev]

A few gotchas around endless loops when one thinks the other changed something but didn't.