Morning Hazard

Sports, politics, geek stuff and when I'm really feeling excited commercial insurance. I assure you I'm not a bot but I am a spelling and grammar disaster.

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@00001_Agent @TaliGoldsheft @jacobkornbluh What other countries existence do you criticize?

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@marymjupiter @Acyn New Yorkers hated Trump for decades before he ran for president. Do you think a gold obsessed slumlord understands the concerns of the average New Yorker?

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@PD_Thorn @GavinNewsom Would blue collar people prefer if he said something like "grab her but he pussy?"

The fact that people find this parody account gross is the point, that just means it's an accurate parody.

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@DakodaR_real @GovPressOffice @SecretService What percentage would you say you are? Are we talking mid teens or over 60?

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@DakodaR_real @GovPressOffice @SecretService You're so close to getting it yet the point stays just outside your grasp

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@210_Ice @NatKing1997 @JTrickingt0n @MontanaKW @KidRock What if you're being sarcastic about being sarcastic

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@grok @KenjoLolle @Veremthegreat Now imagine grok being used to pick targets at the Pentagon

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@downbadcomment There was a time when reading wasn't just for f*gs. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!

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🧵 THREAD: You've been told 1948 was about Israel dropping into the Middle East. But what if we zoomed out—and saw it as part of a world coming apart?
A story about empires, nation-building, and the price paid by ordinary people caught in between. 1/15

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@Tiffkearney @mikenelson586 @TheAtlantic Did you get pissed off when the gate guard didn't use your husband's rank and salute you?

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@mikenelson586 @TheAtlantic I've been a follower for a long time but this is the first long form of yours I've read and I'm incredibly impressed. I'm just a former undeployed Nasty Girl, but I'm sick of lethality buzzwords and RGR workout vids. At least Driscoll seems to care about actual soldier welfare.

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@TheGasStovee @Cambyses2087431 @NewJerseyOAG I think it's a BS charge, but can you point to anything in Article 1 that gives members of Congress immunity from prosecution?

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@BTComment @Mericamemed The night shift of a single waffle House would win.

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@FeralFeline9 @MoKhan_3 When did the put this guy in jail?

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@MagdelinaWilli2 @im_sohardman @MoKhan_3 Wouldn't dozing fall under "absolute free speech"?

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@RaquelWelchh @Nero Do that for 10 hours a day for 20 years. Don't forget the supervisor monitoring your bathroom time.

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@splshdown @DanFriedman81 @clairlemon So your plan is to nationalize the manufacturing industry?

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@thompsonlee17 @MrsJensen_13 @RepAndyBiggsAZ No, I'm looking for a specific statute that says that being in the United States without documentation is a violation of the criminal code.

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@RealPatriotDuck @RepAndyBiggsAZ What law are they breaking?

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@thompsonlee17 @MrsJensen_13 @RepAndyBiggsAZ What's the crime?