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VOTE BLUE! AuDHD. Transit nerd.

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@hayescarll @CorbLund any chance of tickets being released for @Knuckleheadskc show in KC tonight? Husband thought I got tix and I thought he got them and now we have a babysitter and no tickets. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@clhubes I can TASTE when I have Strep? I get it about once a year and can almost always get antibiotics before it gets really bad because I just know. I had it last week; felt tired on Monday, woke up Tuesday and tasted it, went straight to walk in clinic and tested positive.

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LBD turns 3 on Monday and the most exciting part about that is that his daycare will now be *only* $295/week. What a bargain!

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I really hate that @USAquarium ‘s 2020 album “Lamentations” is even more relevant today. Incredible songwriting, but I wish some things would’ve turned around a little by now.

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I’ve officially lost 20lbs since the beginning of August.

All that Halloween candy and anxiety is really paying off.

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@MichaelJStern1 A woman. And a woman of color. I hate it here

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@emilykmay I said this earlier today. We all went early. They’re gonna show up tomorrow with 15 minutes set aside and no snacks and get mad and leave. Boy, bye.

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@ifetalksback I go to work every day so I can afford not to have to do any of that homesteading shit and get a break from my kids and feel fulfilled outside of being a mom so I can be a more well rounded and better parent to my kids. But that’s just me.

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@invisiblehandfz @peteryanni @CosmicSkeptic @TheOmniLiberal There’s no footage of him speaking coherently about anything for the last several years.

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@FIREINSP2 @AntiquarianMuse Trump? Yeah he already got fired 4 years ago.

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@Gretchen415 @escargotpro_ Ol’ fat Taft ready for a mustache ride

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@clhubes @CartoonsHateHer Because Chicago is *sO sCaRy*
Gotta be out in white bread boring ass Indiana

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@TadpoleThe @hartgoat If it were me, I’d have read the fine print. And then asked Reddit about it. 😂

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@TadpoleThe @hartgoat My guess is this guy read all the fine print and saw they didn’t before he drove the car 800
Miles a day.

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@benwikler The optimism! In 2024!

Could only come from a white man.

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@CrankyFed We live in a society!

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@ramit I literally could not live in a house with someone who I couldn’t have an open political discussion with, or who tried to control my choices. But I also probably could not be married to someone who voted for Trump. I can’t be with someone who doesn’t give a shit about people.

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@nikicaga But why did he wear his backpack for 20 minutes and while setting the table?

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@thechunkybaby @realEstateTrent I had an international business major. But I also had a finance co-major. Guess which one got me a job? 😂

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@JusticeMBeaver @adgirlMM Pretty sure he has to! 😂