Olly Morris

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

On my first Christmas Eve, Apollo 8 orbited The Moon and ‘saved 1968’. Good luck to Artemis II and may you save 2026! https://t.co/vVNXyenwHG

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Since 2017-18, Mohamed Salah ranks 1st in the Premier League for:

Goals (189)
Assists (92)
Open Play Chances Created (534)
Shots (1,104)
Shots on Target (480)
Touches in the Opposition Box (2,717)

Relentless.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Mohamed Salah is to bring the curtain down on his illustrious career with Liverpool Football Club at the end of the 2025-26 season.

The time to fully celebrate his legacy and achievements will follow later in the year when he bids farewell to Anfield ❤️

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Things that never happened before Trump:

-Every president in our history who has lost has conceded, except Donald Trump.

-No rioters have EVER attacked the Capitol while holding flags of their ringleader - The President of the United States.

-No President has ever broken the rules of law by ignoring every SCOTUS ruling against him.

-No President has ever sold watches, fragrance, phones, and crypto WHILE president.

-No cabinet has been so devoid of free-will that POTUS can force them to wear matching shoes of the wrong size like synchronized clowns.

-No President has ever tripled the deficit.

-No American President has ever been owned by a Russian President.

-No US President has ever made $1.3 billion a year AS president.

-No US President has ever been convicted of 34 felonies.

-No President has ever been this hurt and broken by late night comedians and pop stars.

-No US President has ever been a lifelong "partner in crime" to a convicted Pedophile.

-No US President has ever marked his territory by spraying his name on every structure.

-Trump is the only US President who has a diehard following of worshippers that do not see him as President but as a religion meant to be obeyed.

-And no US President has EVER been this despised by the world and every American not indoctrinated by the theology of moronology.

[Olly Morris @MorrisOlly]

@IranPressp0k

[Olly Morris @MorrisOlly]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

FUCKING GET IN YOU SHIT CUNTS XXX

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

BREAKING 🚨 | Reform announce plans to legalise discrimination.

Plans include scrapping the Equality Act, which would legalise discrimination against a worker if they were a woman, disabled, black, pregnant or gay.

From ripping up equality protections, to backing fire-and-rehire, to opposing a ban on zero-hours contracts, Reform UK have made it clear whose side they’re on – and it’s not working people.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hear, hear

Let it collapse

[Ronnie O'Sullivan @ronnieo147]

Finished my match to get the news that JV has passed away. Love to Rosie, Brooke and Gary. Such a great mate who I loved spending time with, absolutely gutted.

[Faisal Islam @faisalislam]

NEW/ (VERY OLD):

Surreal, but heard at Davos:

Official Danish archives show Woodrow Wilson’s 1916 signature & Secretary of State Robert Lansing, committing US by treaty that Denmark has right to “whole of Greenland”, after Trump written denial of right.

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

Top scorers in Premier League history by age

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

❤️
#MerryChristmas

[Olly Morris @MorrisOlly]

@ellis_platten @abbieechels It’s not luck!

[Olly Morris @MorrisOlly]

@LFC Christ don’t remind me

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

Gogogoch

[Olly Morris @MorrisOlly]

@The_Mighty_Mojo No wonder we lost 🙄

[Pokemon Stock Alerts UK @PokemonStockUK]

Want to win a Blaziken EX special collection box?

Simply Like, RT and comment the 🔥 emoji to be in within a chance

Will pick one lucky winner on 20th November 11am, UK only

[Olly Morris @MorrisOlly]

@joeroganhq