Morris njoroge maina

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistation

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Fake alcohol in this city has forced me to drink Pilsner baridi. The entire bar I'm the only one drinking this beer. The less popular a brand, the safer.

[𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 @KyaloFactFile]

A car worth KSh 50 million, on a salary of KSh 700K per month. That’s KSh 8.4 million a year, or KSh 42 million in five years, assuming he doesn’t spend a single shilling.

Even after five years, he still couldn’t afford it. Now you understand where over taxatio, SHA and the Affordable Housing Fund are being channeled. 🥲

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

If you know there are thieves in government, why do you pay taxes.

~Ministry of Interior Doctrine.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Underrated life advice: Increase your recovery speed. You can't avoid failures. You will get rejected. Make bad decisions. Lose money. Embarrass yourself. Whatever. Just learn to reset faster. Shrink the window between fall and recovery. Master the art of the fresh start.

[Ayahuasca🏝️🍹 @Ayahuascababe]

Can't wait for 2027 niamke mapema, nipige luku, nipange line, nijipigie kura juu mimi ndio Sifuna. Itabamba mbaiyaaa!

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“If we’re going to survive as a civilization, we have to choose reason over superstition and evidence over ideology.”

— Prof. Brian Cox

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I speak for a lot of men when I say this:

A man can be running on 4 hours of sleep.

He can stay up until 2 AM and still wake up at 6.

He can have more bills than money in his account.

He can be buried in debt.

He can be broke as hell.

He can be carrying problems he hasn't told a single person about.

He can be lonely.

He can feel like nobody notices his effort and nobody is coming to save him.

Yet somehow, he keeps moving.

He goes to work.
He shows up.
He keeps trying.
He keeps building.

Because deep down, most men carry a stubborn belief that things will get better.

Not today.
Maybe not tomorrow.

But eventually.

The business will grow.
The debt will get paid.
The hard work will pay off.
The bad season will pass.

It's not always confidence.

Sometimes it's pure faith.

Faith that if they keep showing up, keep grinding, and refuse to quit, one day everything they've been fighting for will finally work out.

And honestly, that quiet faith is what keeps a lot of men going.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I dont waste my time listening to rich people advices expecting to get wisdom from them. Because theres none. Its not that these people are sharper than us. The only advantage they have over us,is money. They have capital to experiment businesses. They can afford failure.They can invest,and if the business fails,they can abandon ship and move to another. Sisi wa kuwekelea na savings lazima tuhakikishe hii kitu itapenya,juu ikiungua ni kurudi ocha. Theres no other way

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

We MUST revisit the Solai occupation because that is a ticking time bomb. Find out what is happening in Argentina.

[Steve @steve_murathi]

Zambian president Hakainde Hichilema has lost the race to Brian Mundubile.

Wantam is global.

[● @Gamechangerke]

Knowing how Bad Daniel Moi was, imagine he Hated William Ruto, even in his death bed, he refused to be seen by Ruto.Halafu wewe unamuita Dad?

Daddy wa thaa cigana?

[Felipe Durante @fedurante]

Dude, England invaded 25% of the globe. What you seeing is called karma

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Ukimanage ku crack this life outside formal employment hapo ndio raha imetulia bro.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

A country borrowing to pay salaries should not be developing vision 2060

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

Mbadi says Ruto is being ethnically profiled. When Ruto was elected, was that ethnic profiling? No. We supported Ruto to steer Kenya. Underline Kenya. Focus on Kenya. Now, we support Sifuna, Maraga etc to steer Kenya. The constant K, is Kenya. Not ethnicities. Not individuals. ⚖️

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

I learned from Moha Jicho Pevu that journalists are not human right defenders. They just report on violation of human rights.

Journalist even wish your rights were violeted every day so they can hold their microphone and report about it.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Strange. As the Ameru, we've never had Kings, Kingpins or even spokesmen. The Njuri spoke as one. Every voice in the Njuri has always been equal. We know no Kings and we bend the knee to no one.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

The traditional elders have officially entered their harvest season.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The law is the law. It does not matter for how long the law has been violated. Article 138(1) & (2) of the Constitution, on the Procedure at presidential election, categorically provides:
(1) If only one candidate for President is nominated, that candidate shall be declared elected.
(2) If two or more candidates for President are nominated, an election shall be held in each constituency.
Voting at elections is conducted as provided under Article 86, which provides:

86. At every election, the Independent Electoral and Boundaries
Commission shall ensure that-

(a) whatever voting method is used, the system is simple, accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent;

(b) the votes cast are counted, tabulated and the results announced promptly by the presiding officer at each polling station;

(c) the results from the polling stations are openly and accurately collated and promptly announced by the returning officer; and (d) appropriate structures and mechanisms to eliminate electoral malpractice are put in place, including the safekeeping of election materials.

From the law above, there is no way the results for the Presidential elections cannot be announced at the Constituency as required by the Constitution. #ReKe #GetitDone #KnowYourConstitution

[The Lucky Heron @LuckyHeronSay]

This dude was awesome in Game of Thrones but he's even better in real life