Mose Wa Msa

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[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

LOGGING OFF FROM WORK

Low intelligent employee : Randomly logs off at 4:55 PM, 5:01 PM, 5:10 PM etc ❌❌❌❌

High intelligent employee :

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

Nishaidate msichana with a different character, huyu hakuwa wa kelele ama mchafu au mlevi ama malaya ..she was a petty thief .
Nlikuwa naskia majirani wakicomplain how vitu zinapotea kwa kamba from panties to sindiria etc naisha na kicheko. Sio hizi vitu hana,ni tu tabia yake na iko kwa damu .Siku nlimfukuza alikuwa na bale mzima ya mali ya kuanzia biz

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @be_like_legend1]

DARK PSYCHOLOGY:

1. People who shake their legs while sitting?

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

If women often say you look like a player or a fvck boy, here is what they actually mean:

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

UPDATE: If you are not using ChatGPT at work, you are already behind.

Copy these 8 prompts:

[Evon @_evon3929]

If your phone is more than 3 years old, don't replace it.

AI just pushed phone prices up 13% and the shortage runs past 2030. Your phone isn't old, it's carrying settings that have been slowing it down since day one.

Works on iPhone and Android. Here are the 8 to change tonight:👇

[123 @K1okooo]

Nataka mtu anajua SQL, Python na Machine learning aniite kwake anifunze kama ameshika kiboko

[Mbali Mashinini @mbalis_bakery]

One thing about them?

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Yaani strangers are opening for us Outlier and Handshake accounts na nyinyi mnakataa kufungulia your siblings? Waah!!

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

The fear of marrying a petite lady, then after childbirth she transforms into the complete opposite. 😂🙆🏽‍♂️

Life really comes with unexpected updates! 😅

[Leo @EvansDangote]

Which foods can improve a man's libido??

[GISTE @ggiste]

I am a civil servant working as a Technical Trainer in a TVET institution.

My gross salary is 50k inclusive of 10k house allowance and 5k commuter allowance and after deductions I remain with 39,100, the amount that hits my account is 38,870 because 230/- is lost in between as transaction fees.

The money is just enough to cater for my bills as I am still single. I have no dependants since my parents have their jobs and my younger brother recently got into internship as a clinical officer.

I was asking what can I do to increase my income? Any business opportunities I can try or maybe online jobs? Nimeona mtu akiongelea digital marketing is it a viable option? I cant take part time teaching jobs because currently we are in probation and I want to follow the rules waiting for confirmation.

Any advice will be taken into consideration.

From Jane

[Mose Wa Msa @MoseWaMsa]

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Invitation Code: 155969

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

Ukienda interview alafu uambiwe tell me about yourself,unafaa kurespond hivi... Thread.

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

HOW LONG TO ACTUALLY QUIT A BAD HABIT FOR GOOD

• Identify the trigger — 1 day (awareness created immediately)
• Remove environmental cues — 3 days (temptation drops significantly)
• Replace with better habit — 5 days (brain given alternative pathway)
• Tell one person your goal — 1 week (accountability pressure added)
• Survive the first craving — 2 weeks (neural pathway begins weakening)
• Build 3 day streak minimum — 3 weeks (new pattern forming slowly)
• Reach 21 day milestone — 3 weeks (old habit losing its power)
• Handle first relapse correctly — 4 weeks (resilience built not lost)
• Reach 66 day milestone — 9 weeks (habit becomes genuinely automatic)
• New identity fully adopted — 3 months (you become non smoker not quitter)
• Old habit feels foreign — 6 months (rewiring largely complete)
• Never look back — 1 year (permanent transformation confirmed)

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Ukitaka kujua dem vile anakaa, enda kwake jioni, when She is not expecting you. Some of you mtatoka huko mkiwa single.

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

How to read people without them knowing:

1. Those who frequently fidget or play with objects are often feeling anxious or nervous.

2. To determine if a smile is genuine, look for the presence of a "Duchenne smile."

3. People who lean in during a conversation are usually interested and engaged in what you're saying.

4. If someone's pupils dilate when they look at you, it's a sign of interest or attraction.

5. When someone's feet are pointing towards you during a conversation, it indicates that they are interested and focused on you.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 @ThePreserverofU]

PEOPLE WILL GO CRAZY ABOUT YOU ONCE YOU

1) Fix your body
2) Dress clean.
3) Groom yourself like it matters.
4) Don't be available all the time.
5) Delay replies; create healthy distance.
6) Learn to say no calmly.
7) Stop oversharing personal details.
8) Speak less; choose words carefully.
9) Stay composed in public always.
10) Smile confidently.
11) Build your own busy life.
12) Make friends with wise, intelligent people.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

HOME REMEDIES NOBODY WILL TELL YOU!

1. Sore Throat - Keep a small piece of ginger in your mouth - - burning stops in 30 seconds.

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

Ushaijiuliza vile witches hufanya and then people go crazy or die na hawajakuguza,there is actually a science in it,the first thing they do ni kuchukua kitu you own like money, nguo,even some the very ground that you step on wanachukua mchanga ya hapo,alafu...