Mosemose

kun faya kun

[Ajarateng' @A_Jarateng]

@omwambaKE 🤣🤣🤣 She is used to sucking!
But the other problem is that she is on social media while colleagues are discussing national issues!

[musa5900 @musa59001]

@Kibet_bull Let me share good and easy recipes for detox.
Ingredients
10 cloves
1 teaspoon ground black seeds.
1 teaspoon moringa powder.
Fresh rosemary use two twigs.
Use filtered or spring water. Put in a sufuria add cloves and boil for 5 minutes.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna miaka pia ukifika hufai kuwa unaongelea nini ulipata KCPE, na KCSE. Sisi we dont care bwana. What matters is Have you managed to make something out of yourself here,outside,where the real test is,kwa Mtihani wa maisha. Huwezi kuwa ati umegonga miaka 30 na bado unaongelea mambo ya I scored an A minus,who cares. Kwani unadhani ni wewe pekee yako ulienda sule? Bwana some of us scored very good grades but we dont make them our whole personality,because its irrelevant now,tumezeeka.

Mtu kama mimi ata mkiniona namna hii,mimi nilijakaza nikaleta nyumbani grade ya D+, hiyo ni grade kama niko na meno zote 32, pale kiganjo wananichukua bila maswali. Lakini hutai skia nikijigamba ati mara ooh I performed well in highscool,bwana the real test is out here. But some of you want to be worshipped because you scored A’s, kwenda kapsa. Bwana no one cares if you went to alliance. Khabusie!

[Mosemose @Moses_Chiaji]

@Ghabng @HerbalistChief yes it was still present

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Pine needle tea is an apt Covid 19 vaccine detox remedy.

[Eric @amerix]

A lot of villagers have smartphones ( M-KOPA, SUNKING), but they don't know what to do with them.

They pay daily for a phone that doesn't generate any income.

Just calling, texting and scrolling.

A debt that has no return.

Poor financial literacy.

[MYOPINION @Murife21]

@AbdiWaLangas He first pocketed all OCSs within Nairobi 😂😂, you report him they report to him and he comes for you to warn you with whips or you leave Nairobi forever

[Mosemose @Moses_Chiaji]

@cecemutheu @polo_kimanii mnakuanga funny, women want a man who is given attention by other women. kuwaelewa ni ngumu

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@Jitu_____ I meantioned earlier theres a thin line that exists between being sura ngumu and being sura mbaya. Personally the way i know myself and the way my girlfriend tells me. I am none of the above hehehe

[Cenas Ojung'a @cenas_j]

3132.
The former NCA Executive Director was a Civil Engineer, now she is a Quantity Surveyor.

[Agrinet farmhub @Agrinetsol]

@Kamau266 😭😂😂😂kamau I know that the devil updates his black book everytime you tweet! 😂😂😂😂

[SHIKUKU ®️ @ShikukuJay]

@ivymuthe If she wants to keep the kids in that 1m fee school. Morara will just pay his 120k he was paying and she foots the rest. That's what courts have ruled in other cases before,and we know courts love precedent.

[Mosoti 🇰🇪 @Philsmosoti]

This was too real

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Onces you see a lecturer with such long prefix

Eng. Dr. Prof, MIEK, CE, MAbr just know you're cooked that semester.

They'll sent a 1500 pages PDF downloaded from India and expect you to source the course content from it.

They'll do 3/15 lessons and of course virtually.

They'll sent a take away cat and never mark and give out supplementaries.

While in class, 80% of time ni storytelling.

" When i was your age, in 1960, i was Germany doing my 3rd degree and earning 1M".....

Frauds all over.

[Mosemose @Moses_Chiaji]

@_simiyuwalter @ignyharaz2 na venye wanakuaga na very strict inspection kuliko KURA na KeNHA

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Dirt isn't always a bad thing as you’ve been taught. Actually, too much cleanliness can be bad for your kids.

Exposing children to dirt helps to significantly boost their immunity and reduce risk for allergies. Let your children play outside and interact with soil and nature.

[Mosemose @Moses_Chiaji]

@HerbalistChief what is the cure for proteins allergies?

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Kujenga hata si kitu. Mambo iko kwa finishing. Hapo ndio ile taste ulikua nayo inakutana na reality unaamua simplicity is the best.. Gypsum, sijui wardrobe, tiles, wiring, pannel doors za mahogany, shower komplikee, sinks.. Sijui nini.. Buda ni kuitana.. Unaamua simpo is the best

[𓃵@Dan.ke𓃵 @KedogoDaniel]

@Its_Roddie Beggars are never choosers , kukosa is a bad place to be

[Tellaman @Tellamahn]

@cfcODHIS @BrianOpangao Maseno, Yala and Gem should have been a coffee or tea growing area. Proper weather there.