stoner_ftos

Luckiest boy alive ⚡To whom it may concern, E no concern me!… Don't DM

[stoner_ftos @MostHighstephen]

Everything happens at it's time. The only time you'll be late is at your funeral.

[Bandup💲🌎 @bandup2wavii]

Havin a cool ass hg you crack here n dere be so mfn fun

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

One trick that this bastard called @BillGates uses is to operate through local proxies that have names specifically intended to mislead people.

So you will see "Nutrition Society of Nigeria" and think that this entity has some kind of governmental recognition - meanwhile it has no such thing.

It's literally just a random NGO funded by Bill Gates which is attempting to write itself into law and execute one of the biggest power grabs ever attempted in African public policy history!

[Naj Brown @NAJEEZUS]

Fuck it. A woman took her wig off at my house the other night. She had tattoos on her scalp. As we made out I licked her bald head. Turned me on.

[eva𓃠 @vilanelle_]

geçenlerde bunu gördüm ve fikrim değişti

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Will likely set up a situation room in Abuja for the NDC (if one isn’t available).

This is most likely a last push to salvage the country, and I’m definitely going to push with every breath in me.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Two buildings!
Two different landlords!!
Same fear!!!

“Please no. Make Wike no come demolish our property overnight please”

💔💔

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

You guys underestimate how dangerous people actually are. People get killed for honking at cars. It doesn’t matter your tone, intentions, etc. you never really know when people are ready to go out and they have no problem taking others with them

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

So, NELFUND are monies from TETFund and EFCC recoveries?😳

So, after indirectly removing subsidy on Education

Tinubu converted the Tertiary Education Intervention funds into a Loan?

Jesus Christ 🙆‍♂️💔

[Trippiee Og💨💀 @trippieeog]

Omo Visa wey be 7k per G before, Visa now na 18k per G.

For days now I never enter Canada, I just dey stuck inside this Scotland wey I been visit🫩

How Canada dey nau, yamis?😂

[eastover yasuke @lowkeydokey810]

THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS

[orph @orph_]

we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth

[Omotayo Williams @KadunaResident]

Kaduna state you have done well. The campaign rally was a failure.

The message was clear to Bola Tinubu and his demonic party.

He has been rejected, he would be rejected by the North.

[ᜰ @boymanagers]

who be that 40yr old guy wey dey shout "can u fucking do it my nigga" for outside quilox .

[KontentSensei @KontentSensei]

My mum was pregnant when I was 4, I told her it will be a girl and we will name her Mariam and we did

I just layed my baby sister to rest few hours ago 💔 💔
Rest easy my baby, I’ll always love you ❤️

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Occupy INEC is a clarion call for all well-meaning Nigerians.

[V @VectorThaViper]

selling fake / expired medicine to sick persons is equivalent to ( attempted ) mass murder.

[real @getinglouderig]

Tb to when my htn 6’3 friend told me “getting girls is easy bro” and I asked him how he started conversations and he replied “idk they talk to me first”

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

At the viewing centre where we went to watch the Chelsea vs Tottenham match this evening, the owner was asking one guy to pay his ₦500 viewing fee.

The guy said he didn't have any cash and would pay the next time he comes because he was a regular customer.

The owner told him he wouldn't accept that and asked him to leave. The guy was reluctant, and a heated argument broke out between them.

The owner told him he was poor because he couldn't afford ₦500 to watch the match.

The guy became angry and said the owner had insulted him.

He counted everyone in the viewing centre, and there were 35 people. He transferred ₦17,500 to the owner and told him he had paid for everyone.

The owner was left speechless

[Irene’s tales @genzpharm]

500k for makeup for a day
But they won’t even pay their house help 200k per month. lol.