Prosciutto Papi

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

At the orthopedic and a patient walks up to the counter. The receptionist asks “oh you’re back?” And the patient goes “nope, it’s my foot!”

Man I gotta step up dad joke game

[Thomas @ThomasMightSnap]

This how drunk I’m tryna be at my wedding

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@sarahannpalmer Same but for Tampa

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@MrBeast Happy Birthday!! 🎂🎉

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@MrBeast Probably a day

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@joel_g05 Come visit FL brother

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

I’m giving away a BUNCH of my extra @100Thieves apparel!

All sizes are L/XL!

Winners MUST be US ONLY!

How to enter:
1. Follow @100Thieves and @CouRageJD
2. Retweet this tweet

Good luck!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

justin bieber car breaking down in the hood still the funniest shit 😭😭

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

If you think about it… gum is like a tech deck for your mouth

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@AndrewGermz I can do better

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@WallsGabby

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

⁦@LiveWithJoeShow⁩

This is Riley

[UNO @realUNOgame]

We told you 2022 was going to be wild. Introducing a few new cards:
the Wild Target +2
the Wild Swap Hands
the Wild Double Skip
the Wild Skip
the Wild Reverse.

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

BRB out for the day, leave a message on my formspring

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@hard__abi What kind tho

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

Hi, can I get the wine with pulp?

[joseph petito @josephpetito]

Hello world, I am Gabby Petito’s dad. Please help me find her. She is missing and we need everyone else to find her. Please keep sharing and praying. #FindGabby #wheresgabby #bringgabbyhome #americasdaughter https://t.co/eVCi5Sn9nM

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@GutterDemon @WallsGabby I like where your head is at

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

I hope Mrs. Frizzle is having a good day

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

@WallsGabby 🙅🏼‍♂️🗣✌🏻👨🏻‍🦰

[Prosciutto Papi @MountnDrew]

I just got dumped for the amount of baked beans I consume. Guess it just turned me into a shitty human bean…