Mason Page

UConn 2016. FIJI. Dining Hall Employee. Probably most proud of the dining hall thing.

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

@dlauer The foxes have assured us hens that we don't need to worry about protecting our henhouse, the free market will take care of it

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

@CNBCClosingBell @SaraEisen @BrianDeeseNEC @elonmusk

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

"Fucking this shits gonbe cinnamon not cherry- I know your game bro"
Guy yelling at the bathroom attendant handing out candy at a concert

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

Pepsi's unofficial slogan is "Is Pepsi ok?"
#iwantedcokedammit

[Abreev of the Day @AbreevOfTheDay]

Delive (noun). Used in a sent: "It's not delive, it's DiGiorne."

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

@AlnFlora *Joffrey #hadto #sorry #fuckyeagameofthrones

[Andre Drummond @AndreDrummond]

Where's all my Connecticut people! Retweet and favorite and I'll follow you!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

RT if you think #UConnWins tonight.

[Abreev of the Day @AbreevOfTheDay]

Bazzy Napes (noun). Used in a sent: Bazzy Napes about to show Nova what's gooch. #uconn

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

"The month you fuck with me, that's neveruary." -2 Chainz
Rap game Will Shake'n'Bake yo

[Abreev of the Day @AbreevOfTheDay]

Peño Pops (noun). Used in a sent: Name a more delish snack than peño pops, you can't.

[Abreev of the Day @AbreevOfTheDay]

Oyst (noun). Used in a sent: The world is your oyst, live in the mome.

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

Ellen giving them pizza was pretty DeGenerous

[Abreev of the Day @AbreevOfTheDay]

'Glish muffs (noun). Used in a sent: We ran out of p'cakes this morn, so we had to make some 'glish muffs instead.

[Abreev of the Day @AbreevOfTheDay]

Naych (noun). Used in a sent: I feel bad for that endanged speesh; we need to protect naych.

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

Do you have any hobbies?
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
#igotyoubabe

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

I wish I made my handle @MasonTheLineDixon #peoplecallmethat #bypeopleimeanme

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

I'd date T-swizzle for the breakup pub
"Dude Taylor Swift wrote a song about you"
Yeah man
"She said you had a small dick"
Fuck off Farrell

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

@GrumblinBear call me Aaron Burr the way I'm dropping these Hamiltons

[Mason Page @Mpage1994]

My spirit animal is Michael Scott. Just kidding it's a stray dog in Rhode Island named Baxter