Mr.Amazing3001

Father, Husband, Outdoor Enthusiast, Lover of all Animals.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@emmacrabtree98 should employees not be able to enjoy their time with their families? What an absolute trash article, how about you plan better?
https://t.co/YNk2ERfmbB..

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@laurenboebert Lol he called you rancid on the inside, that has nothing to too with your outward appearance. You’re not too good at reading or reading comprehension are you?

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@elonmusk @TitterDaily Musky: Let’s fire half the staff to save costs, they’ll have to figure it out!

*they figure it out*

Musky: NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!

Lmao.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@GovRonDeSantis That's awesome. How about doing something about the astronomical insurance and housing costs???

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@jimcramer Hey Jimbo weren't you telling people to buy SVIB stock last month? You're worse than a meteorologist when it comes to predictions...

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Instead of: no one wants to work anymore. Try: no one wants to be exploited anymore.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@BurgerKing thanks for both the cold burger I was given, and the hair that came with it. Really appreciate it

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

A brief history of humanity in 19 works of art:

1. The oldest art in the world - these 41,000 year old hand-paintings in the Cave of El Castillo, Spain.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@fesshole I’d really not want to get a beer with anyone who’s my boss. It’s too weird and a good way for boundaries on both sides to get crossed

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@elonmusk I thought you promised both followers and investors you wouldn’t sell anymore Tesla stock after earlier this year? Why do you keep lying? https://t.co/bizgKztIRB #comedy #ElonMuskIsATroll

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@SpectrelDoge @fesshole You know companies straight up throw food away instead of donating it right? Yeah the multi billion dollar companies can eat shit.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@dpakman Have you seen the “baristas” on TikTok? They complain about everything and anything to do with their basic job duties. Expecting them to not give you a dirty cup would be essentially slapping them in the face.

[Diana Thirst @rlycalm]

As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@miolakot @IGN Depends if you spend money on the season pass or not.

[Mr.Amazing3001 @MrAmazing3001]

@StocksUp8 @SamCarpenter_ @NASA @NASA_Orion The point of this mission is to study the poles on the South Pole of the moon, not “see it from a distance” so I don’t understand what point you’re really even making, considering we’ve taken plenty of photos from different angles and plenty of distance?

[NASA @NASA]

Moonbound! #Artemis I has completed its trans-lunar injection, a propulsive maneuver that accelerates the @NASA_Orion spacecraft to more than 22,600 mph (36,370 kph) and propels it on its path to the Moon.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.