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Election for what? I’m confused. Is there something I should be researching today? #Election2024 ?

[A N D Y G R E E N E @MrAndyGreene]

Grateful to find out my pilot, Good Boy, was selected to be in the top 35 out of 3,249! 🙏🙏 @ScriptPipeline

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*ANNOUNCED*

Our 2023 TV Writing Quarterfinalists...

https://t.co/vRXHkWY4QV

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[A N D Y G R E E N E @MrAndyGreene]

Started singing and my dog just stared at me. Omg is she amazed at how beautiful my voice is? Then she literally rolled her eyes, sighed, and went to sleep...

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@BernieSanders a non-payout way to give targeted help to those who need it most

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@SenSanders Unemployment is desperately needed by so many - why is it then taxed during this pandemic? ... aren’t people are hurting enough already?

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@kathysmithtv Still cracks me up just thinking about it 😁

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It’s confirmed, I’m a “freeze and see if it gets worse” kinda guy. #earthquake

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Apparently Bill Gates wants to give everyone chips? Really hoping he includes hummus.

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When a vacuum is working, it sucks and doesn’t suck. When a vacuum isn’t working, it sucks and doesn’t suck. 🤯

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A kitchen with a pot filler faucet #dreambig

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Well somebody told us Wall Street fell
But we were so poor that we couldn't tell
Cotton was short and the weeds were tall
But Mr. ...

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@ewarren Or how about forgive the interest that’s accumulated? Pay back what we borrowed but not at a profit for the loan companies. Seems like a great compromise, no?

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@MarkDice @bestofgaI What would you do? Probably go watch a movie or tv show lol

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Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But keep your distance, and stay home til May #StaySafeStayHome

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Had a dream last night that I couldn’t get the registration sticker on my license plate clean enough to add the new one over the top of it...

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Scientists have come up with a surefire way to determine how much influence your girlfriend has over you: grow a mustache.

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New family member #Carla

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Go into the storm! 💪🏻💪🏻

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I swear, if I hear one more person complain about people complaining, I’m going to complain about complaining about people complaining.

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@ThisDrewJohnson But mustard trumps all