Patrick M

Rakish Puritan

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@coopercooperco @NetflixFiIm @sabochick @TECHMOM999 @coopercooperco @sabochick (I mostly quit twitter but I will never quit Bits)

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@guyneiljames @sabochick Update

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@coopercooperco @NetflixFiIm @sabochick @TECHMOM999 https://t.co/017hyS5LJ5

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@kirabira hi, I think you meant to send this question to Boris Vallejo, not me

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@kirabira Incredible find at the Calendar Hut (everything half off there because it’s going to be turned into a Spirit Halloween)

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But it burned brightly

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@yaypriya @heymeredes BUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER????

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@yaypriya @heymeredes Old Country Buffet?

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@heymeredes @yaypriya Are you guys thinking of Jimmy Buffet

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@yaypriya That’s why it was so shocking

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@kirabira Furious and learning

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@Srirachachau I hope he finds his people in college

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@notnotdylm Winter is awful but it’s only five months

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Blank Check Patreon: the films of Ron Silver

[scorpy @socpens]

Change two rats into guys? Whatever!

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@veryalt Can’t spell Italo Calvino without AFL-CIO

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@EmmaTolkin He’s so thoughtful while also acring like this is his Nickelodeon Super Toy Run

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@ecto_fun

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@coopercooperco On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. These pilots promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground

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One time on the F train home, I was reading Atonement and had just gotten to the Library Sex Scene but then reached my stop so I closed the book and stood up and an older woman who had been sitting next to me said, "What a TERRIBLE place for you to stop reading."

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@kirabira *stops mid-boulder*

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@mhack @JuiceThousand Thank you for explaining, I was having a nervous breakdown