Craig Lambert

Commander of a family of five, former loyal servant to the monarchy, Liverpool fan, drinker and all round good bloke. Well, most of the time.

[Nest of Tones @NestOfTones]

Saw the @Padiham_FC kit getting some national airtime in the East Lancs derby!

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@markalambert @RichardDawkins It ran scared when Bob Paisley was born.

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@SelfishGlyn On my bucket list. Awesome.

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@markalambert I would have replied sooner but I’ve been off Twitter since having my phone stolen.

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@markalambert @jamielambert97 This was on the original shortlist of things to do. I'd genuinely be well up for it but not sure the others would.

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@daveangel73 Erm?

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@daveangel73 Anytime. Unless I haven't got any onions, obviously.

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@butty1972 @NandosUK That was the "clean" one they brought out after I complained that all the knives had food on them!

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First and last visit to Blackburn's dirty Nando's. #dirtycutlery #poorservice @nandosuk

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@markalambert @jamielambert97 Still could.

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@iSwegwayCom Safe enough to do on one of your boards because it probably won't go anywhere.

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@iSwegwayCom I bet they're busy, considering you send so many faulty goods out.

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I'm sick of Black Friday already and it's only Thursday!

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@iSwegwayCom Your boards are already notoriously unreliable. Jumping on them probably isn't the best idea.

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@iSwegwayCom Tip: Buy one from somewhere else.

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@iSwegwayCom If it's one of yours it will have stopped working before the end of the game.

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@stephenwallsend Cracking player mate, he was great alongside Beardsley.

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@OrdinaryLiLi I've never agreed with you more.

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@markalambert where are you?