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Sweet, thoughtful, kind hearted, sarcastic arsehole that loves beer.

[▇ █ мя ∂ ѕтяι¢т █ ▇ @MrDStrict]

https://t.co/wW2TTyKK2s Also have a spare kidney that's only partially used and in working order

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#fit #Fifty & #fighting

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@Cuddy2977 @Greebohobbes @yearning4d_sky @mimuluxArt @positivevoice32 @wipoolplayer @debbimack @OlgaNM7 @5by5nina Well, here in Sunny South Africa, we are moving backward to the old ways, we are even able to buy solar powered fridges. AC power is making a comeback as ESKOM falls apart

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 25 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@Uber_Support Nope the both of you are equally bad, my cold food finally arrived after I phoned the the Steers myself to ask.

Last night it was @mrdfood with this crap.. 👇👇

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Last night @mrdfood dropped my order, now I wait with baited breath to see if @UberEats is going to pull through. Order placed an hour ago...
Follow this delivery on Uber Eats https://t.co/lKnOMw9YM6

Save on your first order by using my code eats-derekc30kue at checkout.

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@Danman_Za A Shit for every occasion

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@facebook and @Meta . Adding insult to injury by locking you out of your account because someone else hacked it, and making it impossible for you to identify yourself as the account owner. 🤬🤬🤬

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@facebook has violated my rights to access my personal account because someone else hacked it. They give me no option to identify myself as the owner of the account even though they allow me to change my password and send me security pins. No means to protect my privacy.

[Daniel @LeiYingLow]

What is it called when you wake up hungover but you did not drink a drop?

Your 40's. It is called your 40's.

[Renaldo “Ngamla” Gouws 🇿🇦 @RenaldoGouws]

In breaking with tradition @Dischem has announced that all their white pills will be placed under a moratorium and from now on they will only sell black pills. (This is a joke).

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@Cuddy2977 @yearning4d_sky @mimuluxArt @joeygiggles @wipoolplayer @Greebohobbes @debbimack @BudgetDude @OlgaNM7 @5by5nina Packed it up and sent it off...

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So it appears that Derek's are really super reliable, but when they break down, you're fucked...

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Outdoor reading spot ✔️

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@sloppyscorpio Only if you say 'oh my god,that's huge'

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When you could really use someone to talk to in person, and they know, but instead they text you from the other office...
Does that make you just a phone contact?

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#poetry

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I'd love to be a birdie, I could poop anywhere.
Fly in the sky, riding waves of air.
It would be amazing, the world from up there.
And then when I'm bored
Sit in a tree, Look at things passing, randomly stare.
Make mental notes to compare.
Just not a Chicken, then I'd despair.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 25 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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Van al die dames wat my vir koek al genooi het, was daar nie een wat nie luidrugtig verklaar het, dat my vaardigheid waarmee ek eet hul nie plesierend verras het nie #Afrikaans