Don Frances

Speed gardener. Spaceship writer. Argus editor.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@busblog @MattWelch Hed: “What about whataboutism”

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

My favorite thing ever written by my pal @MattWelch came out a few days ago. 🙏 https://t.co/zo1bZdHZmY

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

Makes me want to move to Europe

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

europeans after eating lettuce

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@SecWar Nope,,, you’re STILL not a real man! Start walking in the opposite direction and maybe you’ll get there.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@MattWelch Imagine having my name.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

After @CountBinface wins this election I’m hoping he joins Angine de Poitrine as their frontman.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@KenLayne State Fair already free on Thursdays

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Too soon?

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@RadioFreeTom Lol! Still bragging about calling an elephant an elephant and a tiger a tiger.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

If a made-up FIFA Peace Prize doesn’t let you put your thumb on the scales then what the hell’s it for.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@KenLayne I thought as much! Gimmicky stuff, but anything that gets people noticing the damn moon once in a while I’m ok with.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

I don’t know why there’s all these names for full moons but I like it.

[MOON @DailyMoonX]

Strawberry Moon 2026 🌕🍓✨💫

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@RadioFreeTom It might only take a few days!

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@RadioFreeTom Soon he’ll start running his mouth about Eric Clapton.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@MissInformx4f0 @KenLayne Though to be fair, police *are* hiding in the bushes.

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@RadioFreeTom Imagine if his father had actually loved him!

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@RadioFreeTom “I will only become concerned about your well-supported claims of my corruption when you stop making them.” What?

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@KenLayne I had a “walk into a bar” joke with Tucker Carlson in it once!

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

@TelvinGriffin NARRATOR: They did not.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump’s cabinet meeting this morning