Marc M. Brandecker, StR

ERSTE Liga. Erste Liebe. ❤️💙⚽️ .// In vino veritas. 🍷 .// Don‘t be afraid to care. 🌈 .//

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 GOAL | Real Madrid 3-2 Leganes | Mbappe

MBAPPE HAS SCORED THE FIRST FREE KICK OF HIS CAREER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://t.co/MqC3hnShrt

[Sage Actual @SageDynamics]

At no point in this sentence did I know what was going to happen next.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

My favorite social experiment is when hotels leave one bottled water outside the mini-bar, and you have to figure out if it's free or not.

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

First semester of Standing School, doing great

[Loky @lokymann]

them.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

First day at standing lessons

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it

[Anne Will @annewill]

Verstehe die Aufregung nicht.
Frauen sind doch mit gemeint.

[Giaaa @giaaa1987]

Deutsche gehen heute in alte, verfallene, kaputtgesparte Schulen und Turnhallen und wählen CDU, keine Pointe

[Eye On Axis @eyeonaxis]

The indifferents, Italy. 2009

Martino Balestreri

[Luigi Nation @mangionethinker]

Luigi Mangione's shackled ankles in court

[bschoolboogaloo @bschoolboogaloo]

This guy will be outlived by Sicilians who consume nothing but olives, Campari, and cigarettes

[Show-Onanistin Sybill @dickebuerste53]

Hasse es wenn Leute die Weckerl ohne Sackerl aufs Kassa-Förderbanderl legen 👎🏻

[Luro @luro1909]

wenn aliens uns mal besuchen nehm ich einen zu nem regionalliga spiel mit und lass ihn 90 minuten abwechselnd schluck bier trinken und von zigarette ziehen wirklich peak erd erlebnis

[Marlon K. @M_FK00]

Niemand:

Jede deutsche Firmenchronik:

[Torsten Kings @linkerLutscher]

Sofort einziehende Handcreme

[Jon Matzner @MatznerJon]

Every time I want to make fun of teenagers now for their broccoli hair, I remind myself that me and everyone I knew had hair like this

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I hate it when brutal autocrats do the exact thing I would do if I ran a country.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

not all heroes wear capes