Joann Cook

Success begins with dreams, that turn into desires, which become actions that don't stop until they bring results.No DM

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

I tried out this new crazy diet. In just 2 weeks I lost 14 days.

[Ada Ryder @waxuzuzCl]

It's not about the people who act true to your face... It's about the people who remain real behind your back.

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

Why Black People think you'll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve"

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Marion Morgan @korenfeld82]

"Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me..." "HEYYYYY!" "Shit..."

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

"You can't taste me, until you undress me." -Banana.

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

[Emily Lamb @0_pmoiseychenko]

You should always be yourself. Unless you discover you're an asshole, son.

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

A new study found that the number one reason more men die before their wives is because 'they want to'.

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

"What do we want?" "A cure for obesity!" "When do we want it?" "After lunch!"

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

Cashiers are always checking me out.

[Joann Cook @MrNarkaz]

I hear everything, i just choose not to say anything.

[Celina Gutierrez @SfilatkinXr]

The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

[Charlene Dotson @tsidyakova]

"I'm going to bed" .. really means .. "I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone."