MrToasty

Half-assed full stack
Craft beer enthusiast
Universal doppelgänger

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@hawkaholic05 My wife would most likely fight you over that comment

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@LeighYoungArt Thank you and happy belated to you!!! (I knew I forgot something yesterday :P )

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@CoryMBoat @fawny517 🤣😂🤔

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@CoryMBoat @fawny517 Sounds about right, or maybe herself...

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@CoryMBoat @fawny517 At this point he's just a placeholder until he kicks the bucket and hopes people vote for his grandson on name alone.

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@CoryMBoat And wanna be Maverick reservist is acting like he has a mandate from god.

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Yeah, sorry Iowa, but fuck you. Not really news, but you have completely lost your collective mind.

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@vpisteve So cool, can't wait!

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Inadvertently ended up at a place doing karaoke and this guy is doing the best unintentional Dr. Rockso I've ever heard

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Had a dream earlier this week that I was seeing Blondie in concert and Debbie Harry was singing "Dreaming" - pretty sure my sleep brain was trolling me and my lack of lucid dreaming.

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@Ari0ck @rowan72 No but it reminds me I need to actually play my copy!

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@EliciaRopte A mustache only a mother could see ;) You have a handsome man on your hands!

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What fucking country even is this anymore?

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@Avatrix Holy hell, a checkup with no cleaning here would be like $50 and the office is 4 blocks from my house.

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I've lived in this house for 11 years and the Iowa elections site to tell you where your polling place is still says my address doesn't exist. Really @IowaSOS ???

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Came home for lunch and found this on the fridge. Should I be concerned?

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After watching the first episode of Moon Knight, I think I'm just going to randomly tell myself "the idiot's in control!" 🤡

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@SpaceBass @Ari0ck Alf... Redo...

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I've had this on my calendar for at least a month for some event later today. Apparently I put in on the calendar myself, but have no recollection of it. No description or location, just "Alfredo" is all there is.

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In the end I may have merely been precognitive. Went to dinner with my family, my mother, brother and his wife. My youngest ordered chicken alfredo...

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So at this point I've either missed out on an alfredo dinner or I've stood up Alfredo (possibly for an alfredo dinner).