David Wowzer

Because no great story started with someone eating a salad...

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@Ironside84 @gmapleth @anthonysargent @Hoadjames 👍

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@NeilJGriffiths No part of my question was aimed at taking the piss.

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@NeilJGriffiths

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@NeilJGriffiths Touchy subject.

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@NeilJGriffiths You sorted these bins yet?

[Scott @ST_1982]

Joe Cole lives halfway to the toilets in Weatherspoons

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@gmapleth @Ironside84 @anthonysargent We need more of these.

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@markconn2000 @gmapleth It’s getting silly now. Teams getting robbed of points opportunities.

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@gmapleth @Ironside84 @JHWSkinns @DaveMaplethorpe Liked this a lot. Like characters from a guy Richie film.

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Omg who made this masterpiece?

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@AlRob87 Up there as one of life’s biggest hates. Just stay seated. We’re all getting off.

[Karl Brooks @KBrooks91]

If Watford get £50M for Richarlison then they should automatically be put in charge of Brexit negotiations.

[David Wowzer @MrWowzer]

@NeilJGriffiths I've said bin bag all season. https://t.co/k3q7wmx8pz

[PREM Rugby @premrugby]

Let's play a game...

Bin bag 🗑 or coat 🧥?

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Do you really:
🔘 like it
⚪️ hate it
⚪️ not fussed

Is it, is it:
⚪️ well behaved
🔘 wicked
⚪️ neither

We're:
🔘 lovin' it
🔘 lovin' it
🔘 lovin' it

We're:
⚪️ not that into it tbh
⚪️ indifferent to it
🔘 lovin' it like that

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

JAN 2019: 'Pellegrini has left West Ham by mutual consent, with the manager blaming an inability to land key transfer targets as the reason for the club's poor league position. Sam Allardyce and David Moyes are favourites to replace him.'

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Mind blown

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This photo looks like a promotional still for a movie called 'mon frère adoptif est un idiot' where two brothers who have never met go to their mother's funeral and everything goes horribly wrong.