Jeff Leopard

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[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

I think life's a bit nicer if you don't stare straight at it.
Not right in the eyes

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

Is this thing still on? I'd like it to be...

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

Less is more...

... Unless loads is better

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

@InsertPun_ @cindynyuyseni This response says alot about (us) men. Sadly the simpley pleasured and materially driven men/boys still walk amoung us.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

brexit: I sure did a great job fuelling xenophobia and racism

coronavirus: hold my beer

brexit: no

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

❤️ ഺ൭এᕮ ◭୩❩ ₭₶₷₴℮₰ ┱Ѳ Ά⟅ℒ ❤️

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

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[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

Only when you have thrown the VERY LAST attachment away, will you find the torch you seek

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

ណŰߙᚌ𐌞 𐌅ᥩ୩₭ℹℿ ฿℧␎⌇⎍⒢ ⍿⍑

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

₭₶₷₴℮₰

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

Coming in last in the race for life

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

🎉 Yay to me for another year of no one noticing the bouts of dark anxiety and constant underlying depression.
Somedays are battles. Somedays are wars, but I've sucked it up and cracked on. Mostly.
Dad would be proud of me.

#suckitinandcrackon

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

They say its the friends, that make the man.

See! you lucky twats.

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

I was supposed to have a meeting with a subliminal advertising executive today.
Im not very sure if it happened or not?

[ѕηιzzℓє @SnizTheFriz]

Fuck off, this is Twitter, I don't have to make sense.

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

"nothing dear!..."

[mumbles to self]

....feel bad for you son.

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

I got 99 problems and a "ahem" ain't one

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

You'll never get access to my private information! No way.

[Unlocks your phone with your sisters birthday.]

Ah.

[opens - notes]

OK OK you've made your point!

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

@Jeffwni Binoculars! What else?

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

A footprint, does not look like a boot.

[Jeff Leopard @Mr_E_Knight]

I'm no pesamist. But Ive learnt to keep hope on a short lead.